ZERO GRAVITY.

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❛ Do you mind-- Not telling anyone about this? ❜

[startshxtwithme]

Tell my muse lies about people they care for.

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@oncforall.

u mispelled ur url

nop i got the rite one 

[floral-fashion]

Cute dress || promotion code: lea lauming

[youmissedsxcker]

SEND ME A FANDOM AND I’LL TELL YOU A CHARACTER                 I’D ROLEPLAY FROM THAT FANDOM.

[urcvity-blog]

yknow who is gr8? @oncforall

[urcvity-blog]

how much of a sinner is your muse ? use this to find out and post the result 

❛ That isn’t too bad-- Right? ❜

[oncforall-moved]

   Man I haven’t done one of these in a while but I feel it’s deserved!  So, thank all of you so much for 300 followers and I hope I can stick around to provide you all with my precious Deku!  Im terrible at doing these so if I forget to put you, don’t feel bad! I love all of you and there may just be too many to put Anyways, here  in no particular order<3

@excosanostra | @fantasybuster | @mujonainu | @caedxs | @saisci | @dearnicolai |@byanger | @urabiti | @urcvity (and all ur blogs ily) | @sonofavarice | @tefechi |@calamitouscyan | @frystsnow | @keeneyed | @kirykeio (and every blog u make ever ) |@trcublemade (wherever u r ):  ) | @ofiignition | @asobitsu | @noborijo | @di-chromatico |@naruthot(and literally every blog) | @hyperdetect | @suckyadry | @hinodeiji |@heartbeatist | @explodokiing (u kno it for all ur blogs) | @magicalborn | @fermete |@nobilitca | @unlikefather/ @fiingergun | @utiliege (Shibby u kno ily) | @fortunatenax |@psythe | @spyralooze | @symbolcfpeace | @dctroitsmash | @niintai | @redrioting |@aijoime | @chargebolts | @frostbitc | @permaburn/ @vilnin | @lamaree | @dorrcha |@starstoned | @starshielded | @batzoku | @mothersins | @springhealer | @ladygcd |@fairyfaked | @flamestained | @trustedhim | @furvusletum | @creatiism | @asturiat |@mizunojo

[urcvity-blog]

❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞

obscenely domestic starter sentences (accepting)

❛ When your name is so easy to spell, you’d get embarrassed by someone shouting their name in song and dance too! ❜

[urcvity-blog]

❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞

obscenely domestic starter sentences (accepting)

❛ Ooookay-- But when you burn the place down don’t expect to not hear, I told you so. ❜

[urcvity-blog]

❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞

obscenely domestic starter sentences (accepting)

❛ I didn’t either! That is really quite a lot of water-- ❜

[cxmocxmmando]

obscenely domestic starter sentences

❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞  ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞

Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞

[littleredwclf-deactivated201606]

Little girls, this seems to say, Never stop upon your way, Never trust a stranger-friend; no one knows how it will end

                     As you are pretty, so be wise;                     Wolves may lurk in every guise.

                                                                         Handsome they may be, kind,                                                                       gay, and Charming – Never mind;                                                                        Now, as then, ‘tis a simple truth:

              Sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth.

                                                 Written by Nico ;; Personals do not reblog!!!!

[urcvity-blog]

its the only thing on the page but sh, i wrote down what i got so far????

[urcvity-blog]

                                                          You love him, don’t you?

                                  written by ghost                                                             written by nico

[urcvity-blog]

patriarchtosin.

@urcvity​

“ I am sure you wouldn’t, from a literal standpoint that statement made no sense. You are aesthetically pleasing all the same. ”

❛ Well yeah, unless you count your veins as a road! Well-- They are, for your blood. ❜

[urcvity-blog]

[ Fill in the blank! ]

I AM MOST HAPPY WHEN: i am with them. I AM AFRAID OF: losing my friends. I DESERVE: peace. I’VE SEEN: too much. I LIE: to no one. I WISH: for a calm. I NEED: my friends. I CRIED: for you. I WILL DIE: for them. MY FAMILY IS: wonderful. MY FRIENDS ARE: the best I could ask for. THEY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND: how much i admire them. NO ONE CAN KNOW: i'm scared. MONEY MEANS: nothing. POWER MEANS: using it right. LIFE IS ABOUT: living it.