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you know what’s really funny about going to a grammar school in the top 0.1% of England is that the students just fuck with the teachers. we know we’re smarter than them (and so do they) so 99% of the time we do no work and debate stupid points. like I just saw a teacher walk out of a classroom looking absolutely defeated and say to her teacher friend “29 GCSE French students just spent a double period trying to convince me that French is Spanish in cursive. The worst part is I think they’re right.”

[urfavouriteidiot]

this dagger is

✨stabtastic✨

[urfavouriteidiot]

if the Pope wants more people to be Catholic he should just build a bunch of water parks run on holy water and say all you had to do for a free day there was become a Catholic because I am definitely broke enough to do that

[urfavouriteidiot]

anyone else think scars are so attractive?? i want to know the stories behind them, i want to run my hands over them and kiss all down them and for you trust me enough to let me do that

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why do people say they are ‘‘naturally flexible”? in what way is it natural for you to be able to erase your bones and fit yourself into a suitcase

[urfavouriteidiot]

does your brain ever do the thing where it just werghbkdiebcusksues

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what would happen if your bones just disintegrate? like would you flop onto the ground or would you go straight down into a little puddle

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why the fuck did I only just realise the US straight up left E out of their grades.

it literally goes

A

B

C

D

F

where the hell is E

someone in the US pls help me with this I am severely concerned about your knowledge of the alphabet

[urfavouriteidiot]

anyone else so disappointed in this world that they spend hours writing themselves into their favourite fictional universes and give themselves a happy ending

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i got tumblr a full 10 minutes ago and i have already forgotten what my friends look like goodbye world u were pretty shitty anyway

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Kaz Brekker x Sherlock Holmes x Andrew Minyard would either result in ending all the world’s problems or ending the world fight me on this

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Calling someone the Devil is not an insult. Like yes, I am the Devil, bow before me