DAMON SALVATORE SENTENCE STARTERS.
taken from ian somerhalder’s portrayal of him on the show, not the book.
“I’m stronger than you think.”
“I’m gonna go rip his head off now.”
“Our life is one, big proverbial coin toss.”
“I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.”
“Sorry to spoil your seven minutes in heaven. We have a problem.”
“For someone who doesn’t wanna be like me, you sure are good at it.”
“Take it from the guy who supposedly got it all and is sitting with bubkis. Stop moping about who are not and start being the guy you are.”
“Very Emerson, the way you reveal your soul. So many… adjectives.”
“Is that where you’ve been all morning, out buying bossypants?”
“I’m not some drunk sorority chick. You can’t roofy me.”
“Does it get tiring, being so righteous?”
“You just don’t wanna die, do you?”
“Why are you so mean to me?”
“Don’t tell me what I can’t do.”
“Hashtag, you’re welcome.”
“The only one I can count on is… me.”
“Today has been a no-good, very-bad day.”
“This would be so much more fun if we were naked.”
“I guess I’ll have to cuddle up next to the fire with all my rage.”
“You brood too much… My actions, they belong to me. I own them.”
“I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.”
“Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliche of it all makes me itch.”
“I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.”
“Your search for life’s purpose is as obvious as it is tragic.”
“I’m trusting you. Don’t make me regret it.”
“Alright, brother. Time to go.”
“I’d be extra nice to me right now.”
“You are officially the most terrifying person I know.”
“Didn’t you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?”
“I gotta admit, even for me, it’s a little kinky.”
“You have no sense of humor.”
“I don’t do good. It’s not in me.”
“Stop being ashamed of who you are.”
“I’m better at being the bad guy anyway.”
“Take it from me: strange is bad, dead is worse.”
“I promise you. I will never leave you again.”
“You want a partner in crime? Forget _____. I’m so much more fun.”
“You know what they say: the way to a psycho killer’s heart is through his stomach.”
“Get your ass out the door before I throw you over my shoulder and carry you out myself.”
“There’s no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.”
“Hindsight is almost a bigger bitch than you.”
“I’ve been dead before. I got over it.”
“Life sucks. Get a helmet.”
“You need to stop doing that.”
“Humanity’s not all it’s cracked up to be.”
“I’m staying clear of all women at the moment.”
“I want to throw you back in my bed and never let you leave.”
“You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.”
“First of all, don’t nickname. That’s my thing.”
“And here I thought my future was bleak.”
“I have moves you’ve never even seen before.”
“You do realize you are dating a reformed serial killer, right?”
“You know this whole pretending to hate me is getting a little silly.”
“Guilt. Don’t know it, but I’ve heard it can be a royal bitch.”
“One thing you’re not going to do, you’re not going to mess with me.”
“You’re lucky you’re adorable because your eternal optimism is super annoying.”
“If you’re gonna be maudlin, I’m gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery.”
“Sometimes really terrible things happen to amazing people.”
“You better start talking or I will kill you in your sleep.”
“That’s it? We’re gonna kill bad guys together and you’re not even going to talk to me?”
“Is that what you people think of me? That I just instantly resort to violence?”
“You are literally the best person I’ve ever known.“
“You came here to kill me?”
“I’m a good guy now, remember?”
“I’m lost… metaphorically, existentially.”
“I like a woman who knows what she wants.”
“Just stop talking. Just kiss me. Be my distraction.”
“You once told me that calling me Satan was an insult to Satan.”
“So I’m thinking of a person. He’s reasonably good looking, charming accent, and he would be the most amazing wingman if he just got rid of his martyr complex.“
“Whatever desire you have to save me, I kinda need that right now.”
“Listen, how I got this amazing body has nothing to do with science.”
“Clarity over cleverness. That’s what I always say.”
“You’re choosing that woman over me?”
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