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@URSimmons: When your cousin and his "not" girlfriend causes you to get lost for the fifth time...

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Late Night Call|| Simmons Twins

Sloane: Damn babies. Your right. I hope it's a boy too.

Uriah: It's going to be 10, when we're 27. I don't think they thought this through.

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Late Night Call|| Simmons Twins

Sloane: Some lil punks come along to steal our thunder.

Uriah: Well, Alissa technically already started stealing our thunder...

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Late Night Call|| Simmons Twins

Sloane: True, god I don't think I want a baby brother or sister, it's been pretty good so far just the two of us.

Uriah: I'm leaning towards a little brother to be honest. I hope it's not twins though.

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Late Night Call|| Simmons Twins

Sloane: Excuses, excuses, What if this goes super poorly, I'm just stuck at home, alone. You at least are gone for a while.

Uriah: They have to eventually tell us anyways

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Late Night Call|| Simmons Twins

Sloane: WHAT. Why me? You could call them...or we could do like a joint Skype confrontation thing?

Uriah: Because you're in Evanston. I would do it but phone signal might not be reliable on the road.

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Late Night Call|| Simmons Twins

Uriah: I don't like this. Maybe they didn't want to jinx themselves?

Sloane: That means they want another kid. Their both like forty something and are we not enough? Like were both handfuls.

Uriah: Well we would be leaving for college next year...maybe it was accident? Confront them please.

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Late Night Call|| Simmons Twins

Uriah: It could be a false positive. Those happen don't they? It's probably nothing though. They would tell us if they were having another kid. They don't keep things from us.

Sloane: Even if it is a false positive don't you think mom would have told us? At least that their trying?

Uriah: I don't like this. Maybe they didn't want to jinx themselves?

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Late Night Call|| Simmons Twins

Sloane: I found a pregnancy test in the bathroom. A positive one. And it's not mine and I'm doubting you've knocked Cavitt up so...God I'm freaking out why are you so far away right now.

Uriah: It could be a false positive. Those happen don't they? It's probably nothing though. They would tell us if they were having another kid. They don't keep things from us.

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