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once again I am saying if you need an image described I can do it for you!!! simple images, memes, etc, I can bang out in a few minutes. more complex things like gifsets, web weavings, art may take longer but I will happily do it for you. I can even help with videos and AMVs. if you want I will teach you how so you can do it for yourself!! and if I reblog your post with an ID please, please, feel free to add it to the body or alt text of your original post, I would actually really appreciate it if you did, no credit necessary :)

#let’s make this fandom accessible!!#sorry but it is kind of disheartening to see posts I KNOW I’ve IDed going around with the undescribed version </3 #e.text

dykeselfcest

recent epidemic of adaptations that take lots of liberties with the source material and also, separately, are bad. but then if you say "this is bad" you get hit with "you're just being a source material purist and you don't understand the vision"...like. well actually I think it rules when people do new and different things with classic works. I just think these particular new and different things suck ass.

ragehangover

the other thing ill say is it could have been very interesting for reid to address the rapid and inexplicable changes to shane’s personality at the end of the long game (immediately overcoming his disordered eating, not wanting to watch the stanley cup finals, passively forgiving everyone offscreen, being excited to play in ottawa without complications) as like……. shane is experiencing a severe dissociative episode.

shane — who at this point has spent the entire book being told by literally everyone that he needs to be less mopey and anxious and to support ilya’s life more — fully compartmentalises everything and pushes all of it down. he’s never been happier, truly. yes he’d love to host the centaurs at his new house without warning. he’d love to do a photoshoot. he’d love to post a video on instagram. he’d love to be the butt of the joke. look how much fun he’s having. this is great. he just needs to be less worried about everything and it’ll all work out. ilya will take care of it. he just needs to go to the back of the line. yes, he wants another slice of chocolate cake please and thank you

ideally i think. ilya and his parents would perhaps slowly catch on that the bizarre stepford wife act is in fact a coping mechanism and shane hollander the person is in fact grieving in total freefall. itd be nice for other characters to objectively look at the situation and think. man i can’t believe we were mad at shane for getting threatened by the commissioner of the nhl or being outed twice over or being accused of cheating and losing both his professional career and his reputation. but in the meantime shane is doing just awesome thanks for asking.

ragehangover

to build on this — ilya is the happiest he’s ever been, the safest he’s ever been, and the most optimistic he’s ever been. he has a good team with a bright future. he has a family he’s built all on his own. he’s defied expectations and made a name for himself without his fathers cruelty. he has the love of his life at his side, and now their shared life can finally begin.

then he tries ribbing shane — the classic ‘fuck you’ ‘asshole’ ‘boring’ game where they volley shots at each other back and forth — and shane, his shane, is slightly too slow to return the hit. shane is very quiet in their house, and he doesn’t always notice ilya has spoken. when asked, shane doesn’t have a strong opinion about their new lounge set. shane doesn’t mind staying out later. shane asks ilya to turn off game 4 of the stanley cup finals.

ilya thinks of long golden hair and the worlds saddest smile and the fleeting loss of kindness in his childhood and feels so unbelievably sick that he wants to grab shane’s shoulders and shake him until the truth of whatever he’s feeling comes out. it doesn’t work

schmergo

I feel like there’s literally no stronger swear word than when a girl in bonnet in a movie says something like, “But Lady Snapplecap says I cannot until I come of age!” and a dude wearing pants tucked into his boots and an open shirt replies, “DAMN Lady Snapplecap!” with the force of 435 F-bombs

#he believes hell exists and he’s cursing her to go there for real

jinxremoving

like and/or reblog this post if you are a busted broad, if you have ever pirated a DVD, or if you listen to american rock band my chemical romance

no one will know which

qhorinhalfhand

i live in the hightower in the center of oldtown, on the 132nd floor. my name is ormund hightower. i’m 37 years old. i believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, and a rigorous perfuming routine. in the morning if my stomach is a little riotous, i’ll light some scented candles while filling my pomander. i can fit fifteen grams of dried herbs in it now. after i put out the candles, i have a tub drawn. in the bath, i use a rose and lavender soap. then a honey oak scrub for smoothing the skin, and on the face, a soothing almond oil. then i apply a rosemary lemongrass facial paste, which i leave on for ten minutes while my squire daeron prepares the rest of my routine. i always use an after-shave cream with little or no witch hazel, because witch hazel dries your face out and makes you look older. then a rosewater infused cream, then an anti aging eye balm followed by a final lilac scented protective cream. there is an idea of an ormund hightower, some kind of great lord. but there is no real me, only a new kingmaker, something better than criston cole. and though i can hide my sensitivity to odors and you can drink my wine and taste the same delicate aromas, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable once i give you driftmark, i simply am not there.

nonlynear

i have graduated from delayed gratification and now i’m all about denied gratification #DontLetThemKiss

nonlynear

and it has to be divinely ordained that they dont kiss and not for lack of trying. and they need to chafe against it

louisegluckpdf

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

fealtypledger

of course the heir to the iron throne is always gonna have a fucked up short life… iron oxidizes and rusts when it’s exposed to heir

knifefightscene

When an American said they hate capitalism because they don’t want to work I’m sorry but your ancestors speak through you you love capitalism you don’t want to work because you want to be an aristocrat

knifefightscene

I am sorry but the entire premise of socialism is fairly wealth distribution and compensation for your labor with healthcare and housing. Not that nobody’s working and just make art all day like there are always going to be jobs to do you’re reinventing capitalism where you just wish you can outsource the jobs you hate to the global south again.

andmaybegayer

Struggling through half a dozen abortive posts to explain this so just the thesis: I think that an inability to imagine yourself adapting to and maybe even finding satisfaction in a wide array of living situations weakens your ability to make decisions about your life. I know so many people who have let potentially good things pass by even when they have a generous safety net because they are paralyzed by a fear of doing something that feels alien to them.

gaphic

watching the leftism leaving peoples bodies when you point out the sex offender registry is a grotesque violation of human rights

gaphic

the only reason the registry exists is because we culturally view sexual crimes as inherently more evil and unforgivable than any other kind of violence. people are more willing to believe that a murder can grow and change than a flasher. if you’re woke enough to believe that ‘innocence’ is a fascist concept and sex is just another thing the body can do, then you should believe the corollary: hurting someone with your genitals is no different from hurting them with your fists

and yet, murderers and other violent offenders do not have their full names, faces, and addresses put on a public database for the rest of their lives. there is no such thing. they are not legally barred from watching movies containing violence, or owning imagery containing violence

in my state, sex offender probation means you can be searched, at any time, without a warrant, and owning a copy of playboy is a violation. it means you’ll be arrested if a family member comes to stay with you and you don’t register their vehicle with the sheriff. the dehumanization is beyond the pale

gaphic

Multiple people have brought up the point that the sex offender registry disproportionately targets marginalized people and is used to criminalize the existence of queers, etc. That is true, and it's important to know, but, I cannot stress enough:

This post is about rapists.

The sex offender registry is not bad because innocent people are on it. It is bad because it is a gross abuse of human rights. Rapists are human beings. They deserve human rights. They deserve privacy. They deserve free access to media. They deserve the opportunity to grow and change.

Too many of you are only interested in protecting Unperson's rights as a means to protect Good People's rights, and it shows.

apocryphon-of-eden

trans woman does something kinda shitty > internet goes nuclear starts involving kiwifarms nazis for no reason > people harmed by kinda shitty behavior can’t bring it up due to not wanting to associate with kiwifarms nazis > trans woman driven off the internet > nobody wins except kiwifarms nazis > repeat forever

skarchomp

5-HOUR VIDEO ESSAY "THE THING YOU LIKE SUCKS": i don't agree and can tell you're simply courting controversy in order to work the algorithm. i will not watch the video. blocked.

5-HOUR VIDEO ESSAY "THE THING YOU LIKE RULES": i already knew that. i will not watch the video. blocked.

alelopezg

avantgarden-er

Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”

cephalopodie

[ID: Robert Pattinson looking at books in a bookstore. End ID]