space trash

just call me mar

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

[chronotriggerwarning-deactivate]

Reblog to actually save a life

[venusinhugs-deactivated20120422]

[arsturbuther-deactivated2017011]

No

[shadyrican]

i’m weak.

[surprisebitch]

im screaming!!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Curious Case of May Parker

[dr-archeville]

It’s happening in the cartoons, too:

Aunt May (and Ms. Lion) from Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends (1980s)

Aunt May from Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1990s)

Aunt May from The Spectacular Spider-Man (2000s)

Aunt May from Ultimate Spider-Man (2010s)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

True facts: Every time Peter’s uncle Ben dies in the latest origin story May absorbs the life force left over from his remaining years and uses it to rejuvenate herself

Uncle Ben dies over and over again to keep her young

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[ardnale]

Fammmm

[deadblogstopfollowingthis]

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

[greelin]

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

[slightly-weird-book-worm]

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

[twitterlols]

[lmaonade]

what is it about this website that makes people think being mean and just making casual rude comments to people you don’t know is a way to be friendly? like don’t call me ugly only myself and my friends can do that not random ass users on this website who think they’re cool with me for some reason

[ruinedchildhood]

[deejay]

They told us there was no God but… God was here the whole time

[officialagentmaine]

Cards Against Humanity just murdered every company that gender markets

[memoriesofelephants]

Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]

[jupiterfemme]

trump: *becomes president*

nasa: ok so we found 7 new earth sized planets, 3 of which are habitable

[deejay]

[deejay]

aaaaaaaand we’re going to war with poland.

[deejay]

[respectfulmemes]

[flourescentbadolescent]

I hate Twitter