The D20 is the cronchiest

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[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

happy ides of March

[psychosociogentleman-deactivate]

yo why is this on my dash its august

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Yeah, why is this getting notes? It's August!

[dragonanarchist1155]

It's knife day

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Oh

[gayleafpool]

daddy i’ll be honest kitten has killed before and will kill again

[marinella-ela]

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

i am some sort of fey creature and my cat is the human who i have arbitrarily decided is my favorite human.

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

i live, to him, an unfathomably long life

i have access to powers and locations that he cannot access independently; he needs my help to navigate the world i've brought him to

i simply found him outside and abducted him one day

there are many cats in the world, but this one is the best and my most favorite. why? because he was available to abduct that morning and for very little other reason.

i have a much greater understanding of this world than him, but he has unshakable confidence in his ability to figure it out and i find that really cute

the power dynamic is fundamentally unbalanced, but i let him have a little audacity. a little combativeness and sass. as a treat.

some humans are needlessly cruel to cats or take them in for a short time before neglecting or abandoning them. but i have chosen to love and guard this one with my life. because i think he's neat.

he is very well-treated and has pretty much everything he could possibly want or need, but he is my prisoner.

[ancienttheblackangel]

GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

[custer-mp3]

[laqueus]

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

[mamoru]

started playing thunderstorm sounds from YouTube at night. it is frustratingly effective

pros: falling asleep quicker

cons: having nightmares of storms

[mamoru]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[deadnow-deactivated20250507]

Microdosing friendship by liking each other's posts and sending a single dm back and forth every 6 months.

[pleasequietdown]

No Noise November. everyone shut up

[zooophagous]

You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

[taxidiinae]

[daily-weasel]

[mammalidentifier]

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

[professorsparklepants]

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

[feminist-space]

[official-lucifers-child]

the wemther brothers

[everythingfox]

He was not having it

[catseverywhere]

[trollrider1111]

Literally all time fav

[emwheezie]

Happy black cat day!!

Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years

[official-cisphobe]

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[peachsnout-deactivated20190614]

its no longer labor day you cant reblog the todaybor day post anymore

[catwithbenefits]