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a shitty RPC resource blog ! i just post when i feel like it, but i do take requests & shit for things

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
hello vonnie
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Jules of Nature
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Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever

titsay

oozey mess

Andulka

@theartofmadeline
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
Three Goblin Art

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URLSaremeaninglessĀ
a shitty RPC resource blog ! i just post when i feel like it, but i do take requests & shit for things
Iconic One Liners from Horror Movies
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This is not a test, this is your Emergency Broadcast System.
if you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
Death isn't the worst thing. There are worse things.
Well sometimes, dead is better.Ā
Okay, I'm gonna draw a line in the fucking sand here. Do not read the Latin
Save your tears, it's such a waste of good suffering
We have eternity to know your flesh
We just cut up our girlfriend with a chain saw, does that sound FINE?
And I donāt want to hear anything about āI donāt believe in vampiresā because I donāt believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw is fucking vampires
Oh man, my mom's going to be so mad at me
You gotta be f*ckin kidding
I have a message for you and you're not gonna like it.
I donāt know whatās in there, but itās weird and pissed off whatever it is.
I don't have time to bleed.
We all go a little mad sometimes
Well, who died and made you Einstein?
I feel I was denied critical need to know information!
One question: is your head up your ass for the warmth?
They mostly come out at night. Mostly
Do you know how I can tell this is a bad idea? Because it is OBVIOUSLY a bad fucking idea
The next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' mark twain shit cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone!
I think we'd both enjoy this more if you were dead.
Good. Bad. Iām the guy with the gun
Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?
Do you like scary movies?
Thrill me.
Game over
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore
Trust is a tough thing to come by these days
Weāre not gonna die, weāre gonna get out of here
Who cares what it is, just run
Now get the hell out of my house.
I'm gonna stop talking because you're being an asshole, okay? Not because you told me to shut up.
I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.
I'm an English teacher, not fucking Tomb Raider.
The fairy tale is true. The devil exists. God exists. And for us, as people, our very destiny hinges upon which one we elect to follow.
Sometimes it's better to keep the genie in the bottle.
sleepaway camp (1983)
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Wasn't that nice of me, hmm?
Well, excuse me. Bitch.
Should've brought my rabbit's foot.
Eat sh*t and die, [name]!
Eat sh*t and live, [name].
Yo, [name]. How come you're so fucked up?
The hell with you, then!
Why? You're not scared of a few snakes and turtles, are you?
She's a real carpenter's dream! Flat as a board and needs a screw!
I'm gonna fight you, chickenshits!
I'll kick your friggin asses all over this goddamn camp, you fucks!
I mean, we already have a boy. So another one simply would not do.
Ā If she were any quieter, she'd be dead!
you're more fucked up than I thought.
This'll keep your tits growing. Maybe you'll quit looking at mine
Ā I mean, the way I see it, I am just too dumb to drink and I'm too fat to fuck.
I've never chopped wood before. But I've chopped other things.
Thank God there'll be one less idiot in politics.
Have a nice life...what's left of it.
I like movies with really good acting, like Gone with the Wind or Care Bears.
This guy blows dead dogs
Smosh Quotes (part 2)
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You got a prescription for rizz? My body produces that naturally
If youāre not dead whoās in the coffin?
Iām very confident in him messing this up.
I saw him in the corner of my eye and I was like āaw shit.ā
He wasnāt a top and he wasnāt a bottom. He was annoying
What is hate if not lack of sugar?
Nothings weird to you, youāre weird to everything.
I cannot express how ill-prepared I am for this.
So like I dropped out of Juliard after the first year because I didnāt realize you had to pay for it
You made this look way easier than it was
I havenāt seen a layout this bad since Britain and France divided up the Middle East.
I thought it would be bad to be dead but this is way worse
We havenāt agreed on anything in decades and we all just immediately agreed that what you said was so out of line
You look like a failed pickup artist.
Shoot for the moon and you might hit a spirit airliner
Iāve been doing some major time for things I canāt pronounce
I do apologize, I do believe I fucked that for you.
God forbid a friend ask another friend about his penis.
Iām certified in scuba, acrobats, and cunnilingus
Lesbians are out there. Watch out, men.
Everything I said the other day, about you being enough, still true
Never trust little girls
You canāt read honey, you cannot read for shit. I was gonna do a whole bit, but you literally canāt read. So thereās not much that I can do
Respectfully, let me see that ass.
I love a sub who doesnāt know what theyāre doing
Wait I would be so cute tied up to tracks
I helped (name) not necessarily because of having a soft spot for him but because when he does finally snap one day I want him to remember me fondly.
No, I think you go to the virgin conventions cause I go to the comic conventions.
Smosh Quotes (part 1)
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Your body is extremely stiff, as though you no longer own the rights to your own bones
a little gentleness goes a long way
That is how indeed you pleasure a precious stone
911? She's not breathing
Then what the hell does GPS stand for?
if someone ate these beans I think you legally are allowed to kill them
I fear I need caffeine.
Iām not the father. Iāve never had sex in my life.
I guess Iāll be gay now
This might be a controversial take but I think the guy should be hit by a bus.
croissant in hand, I was alone
*neutral tone* Woo gays. Gay it up.
I need to calm down. Everything's fine. I'm an adult.
Beep Beep! Gay. Coming through
Your internalized misogyny is about to be externalized PAIN!
Grab that thing, flip it and reverse it
Be violent. Own it. Submit to chaos.
Iām a pacifist
Ima pass this fist across your face!
I hate how much happiness I gave you when I said that
You know what would make you not afraid of fish? A gun
Iāve never done this well and I havenāt done anything to earn it.
Iām out of breath because I wasnāt breathing.
I wanted you to get laid. I didnāt want to watch it.
Youāre coming off distinctly paranoid.
Quotes from my GC
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Iā¦I don't want to answer that. iā¦I plead the fifth?
old people are just human raisins
I have a questionā¦I forgot my question
I think the knowledge of death would be a burden you couldnāt handle
You can request to steal children
Passive aggressively calls u a gamer (derogatory)
"It's fine, dying isn't that bad
Like religious text wise, itās not. But i am fine with it
we're just trying to get characters to fuck, stop looking too deep into things
Horny outweighs ethics
what is a casket but tupperware for a body
she doesnt have a thing for murder, she has a thing for time management
What's the opposite of OwO-ifying?
dinos care not for ur turn based combat
We drove through the entirety of Colorado and didnāt see one moose. And frankly, Iām offended
Less daddy, more dead-y
This is indeed a choice we have made.
Iām murdurable. Iām filled with murder potential
i just want to be tolerated
my only ideas are crime
...why do you say these things to me?
Oh shut the fuck up, no you're fucking not
That would be unforgettable, doesn't mean it's GOOD
I don't use 'b' for 'bitch,', I use 'bitch' for 'bitch
OSHA violations are like warcrimes for working people
i expected you to have more knowledge about cannibalism but that's on me
thats just how my voice is. I sound like a liar.
You are the glass half full to my glass is fucking empty
I fucking hate you, you're one of my best friends, but i also fucking hate you
I wish i spoke another language. I don't wanna talk about this in english anymore
you're a sleep deprived four year old with tits.
you just know he has some wild āHear Me Outās
sentence starters based on real shit my college roommates & I said (X)
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Is Alexander Hamilton a real person?
YOUāRE SO INTELLIGENT HOW CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING SO STUPID?
You are a bundle of misfortune.
I just live here
I was thinking in the shower not in a fun way but in a gross way.
I donāt know what day it is, Iām gay
If I was one inch shorter, Iād be 4 feet 20
Iām just an idiot that trips on my shoelaces. *Dramatically flips hair*
Is Tartar Sauce Jewish?
I don't know. We'll have to ask the tartar sauce.
Iām just making sure you didnāt say the right thing by accident.
What's a Ram?
I fell in love with a Fucking Lesbian
Iām so confused itās actually impressive
Iām not a cutie pie. I am a stupid pie.
U need to go up to the cookie people. and when they ask you questionsā¦.be likeā¦.Iām Jewish.
Does that mean you have the brain cell now since you came up with the iguana?
I love myself and Iām hot
Itās against my religion to touch anything Playstation
I didnāt read any of that. Iām a child who canāt read.
[Name] is the edgy middle schooler in the therapists office waiting room of my life
Hey y'all turns out turning 20 doesnāt counteract my insomnia and honestly Iām Offended.
Guys. Iām ready to kill a racist and learn about space.
The bisexual hasnāt heard of it, so like true Gay culture.
ALL DINOSAURS ARE ALIEN DINOSAURS
We are simply becoming elderly
You can't say that at nineteen
You start getting them at 12. It's just an aging thing.
You young whippershnappers just wouldn't understand
I'm the oldest one here
Elton John is GAY!??! Since when?!
Have you SEEN him?
I say I donāt word good⦠I got a doctorās note that confirms this.
Put THAT on the tumblr lol
I lost a job cause pregnancy. NOT MINE.
Sometimes you find something neat and you just gotta share it even if no one appreciates itās neatness like you!
We all laugh at each other because we are all idiots.
I donāt totally know what you mean but yes
please nobody help him
Would you likeā¦table?
I was left on read by a special investigator
Iām safe! Iām a safety major!
THE MOST HOMOEROTIC SONG In ALL OF THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL FRANCHISE AND YOU WATCH IT WITHOUT ME?!?
I enjoy raw potatoes
You've told me this and I still don't like it
they're crunchy Munch munch munch munch
we canāt be friends with the ones across the hall, one of them is in my Spanish class and KNOWS Iām an idiot
You can still play Toontown *starts downloading it*
Don't you have two essays due tomorrow?
Welcome to Toontown!
THE GUITAR VERSION OF A PIANO
If you say 'Keytar' I'm killing you
It's fine, we have this new guy and I'm pretty sure he eats crayons.
It's okay im illiterate
A LAPTOP IS A BOOK OF ELECTRICITY
KINDLES ARE LITTLE BOOKS OF ELECTRICITY
You can if youāre not a coward
Stop my perfectly good titties
are yāall being freaks?
USEFUL SITES FOR ROLEPLAYERS
Thought I'd make a list of some useful websites for those of us who enjoy roleplaying and what have you here on Tumblr and whatnot.
roleplay formatter: Made by the awesome @rpclefairy. I honestly can't recommend this one enough. Great for adding color, changing the font size, and the whole shebang with bold + italics + underline + strikethrough. 10/10 always use
fsymbols + emojipedia: These are both great for making your tags fancy and whatnot.
alt codes: This is genuinely great for teaching you how to make the symbols with your keyboard for everyday use so there's that. It's especially useful if you and/or your muses speak a second language so that's a bonus.
text color fader: *marge vc* I just think gradient effects on text is neat. *end marge vc*
list of colors (wikipedia): Has a list of an infinite number of colors and their hex codes. Very useful if I do say so, myself. But that's just me.
screencapped.net: Great for getting all sorts of screenshots for making icons, GFXs, promos, and whatnot.
fancaps.net: Also great for getting all sort of screencaps for making icons, GFXs, promos, and whatnot. My only complaint is that it's a little annoying to navigate so here's the proper links to movies, tv shows, and anime.
photopea: Great if you can't afford Photoshop and/or don't like using GIMP.
hakuneko: It's not so much a website as much as it is a program. You can download manga, comics, webtoons, doujinshi, etc. for making your icons, GFXs, promos, and whatnot. It's also just a great way to read stuff and catch up on everything.
Feel free to reblog and add more. <333
...and they were roommates
my roommates and i had a running "quote wall". These things were actually said by my roommates & me.
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I need two 'c's on that thick.
I'm fucking love apple butter
Was it...supposed to be that color?
You are a bundle of misfortune.
It's Bi culture to fuck waffles.
I want to be able to take off my sweatshirt without being accused of being a stripper
Bitch, take some knee-agrea. contact your doctor today
Six and Four quarters
Kick my ass cuz' I'm a furry.
I was respecting people, [name]. PUT A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH.
What is success? ...Getting weed for free and not having to blow anyone.
I'm going to forget everything I just.....read.
I ate a twix and it tasted like cheese
I just live here.
Was Alexander Hamilton a real person?
I just didn't think about how birds fly.
I love you, [name], but are you fucking stupid?
Oh my GOD, you PENIS
No pepperoni, just want dead
Abnorbal
plants cannot scream
This one? [points to arm pit] is the problem child.
why are blades so sharp?
I wouldn't punch a woman...probably.
my thighs will not be contained by your mortal jeans
you're a sleep deprived four year old with tits.
I sit very gay
There's just a lot of gay siblings in this town....I mean, what's in the water?
i'm constantly upset by penis
isn't she a murder lesbian?
my body IS my ass
why did you smoke weed in one eye?
his hand felt like a dead fish in the hot summer sun
Hey gay, I'm {name].
we're done talking about DEAD BABIES NOW.
Why is it sticky on the floor?!
Uh, my bad....have to go.
Get your gender out of my face.
[Name]...do you need a pair of headphones?
I did get in between your legs though, so that's something.
she's gonna eat you like jesus!
Back to [name] & the FUCKING GEESE.
I was thinking in the shower, not in a fun way, but a gross way.
collection of funny things people I know have said (part 3)
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im like a 6th month old puppy, im fully grown, buuut-
I love screaming
BEACUSE ITS CHEEEESE!
did we send a dog to Mars?
....we sent a dog AT Mars
Oh, the humanoid keeping cage
We are rehydrating the world leaders with Gatorade
They took away the rabbits titties
Would you peepee in your own bed?....why are you not answering?
I was thinking about how stupid koalas are.
you wouldn't watch censored hentai in public would you?
[name] that man is not wearing pants
the plot thiccccquens
Pittsburg is the germany of Pennsylvania
no no this is not the first time we've had this EXACT conversation....hey [name] whats wrong with our friendship
This is indeed a choice we have made.
I have taken up the MANTLE to read these
So you see, the hamburglar made his debut in 1971, and he looked like a preteen, which means he was probably born in the 1960s, which means he's probably around 60 years old.
you hear that, [name]? No one gives a shit if my ass is toasted!
I would say they are beefing, but the beef started with a can of soup, so I suppose they are actually souping
sometimes, i like to rub myself in vasaline and then i like to crawl on the ground, and pretend im a slug
Less daddy, more dead-y.
We drove through the entirety of Colorado and didnāt see one moose. And frankly, Iām offended.
1000% out of context, it makes sense as a joke i swear
I promise i will never send anyone a dick pick
I can't believe I got jumpscared by a penis
Second printing? Bitch I'm worth a first run
He SHOULD be FLUFFY!! >:|
an octopus has 8 tentacles, so logically if it has only 1, I'm calling it a unipus
[name] is wingdings 1 and im wingdings 2
im not gonna cry over a god damn drone in a fucking porn game
im gonna buy like a billion candy apples....so like two
I know they call them monsters but this is just slavery
we're just trying to get characters to fuck, [name]. stop looking too deep into things!
year nog egg round
Like religious text wise?.... itās not. But i am fine with it.
Ooooo it burns a little bit when you get more than a tongue full
panic at Nabisco, where you just drop a pack of oreos on the dance floor
collection of funny things people I know have said (part 2)
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whats art without a little bit of OSHA violations
Ten-nessee implies the existence of nine-ssee
Mary-land must have been Mary-sea
While we're still here, whoop his ass too
their new companion Space Turtle, Hero from Space that they picked up after a drunken college party
Thatās more of an ask than you think
We will let you fuck the monsters but Iām drawing the line at buildings
If you ignore all the ugly parts, it looks kinda nice
there was definitely gay love in there...somewhere
Thatās like asking a beaver the size of his wood
I want to be in a hospital in Canada or France! Oui, oui, ow
Sir, do you know how fast your wheels were gyrating?
your honor, my client is in goblin mode
No mine isnāt a fun fact. Itās about animal abuse.
If an eel isnt just a snake fish then idk what is lol
..................where is the CORN STORE?!
thats like calling the tamborine the shakey wakey or the tuba the blowey blowey
I thought that said turn [name] into a mommy for a sec and I got real concerned for what was happening in this chiles tonight. Doesnāt mummy in retrospect sound less alarming now?
what THE FUCK is HALLOWS OF WEENS?!
Heās not giving the boobs their due diligence
I haven't seen any beer cans in a while and i'm getting concerned
It makes my nostrils feel lemony fresh
Wow, these people donāt know how milkshakes workā¦. Idk how weāre gonna get the boys to the yard
Youāre like high fiving god right now
OSHA violations are like warcrimes for working people
I'm sorry, did you just say the dead baby has charisma?
cannibalism confirmed 13/10
Well, I could throw babies into an incinerator. That would be unforgettable, doesn't mean it's GOOD
[Person A] is the main character but okay [Person B] sure
shit!...i just killed someone
Oh shut the fuck up, no you're fucking not
...so like....is pluto a slave?
Corner cobbler corn cob, thatās where corner cobbler is on the corn cob-corn corner corn cobbler
If Charlie can be short for Charles, then Carly can be short for Carles
If shorten Charles to Chuck, then what can you shorten Carles to?
How do we Othello you?
look man, I'm just saying... who the fuck says 'yeah I want a bar of milky way,' like they're not gonna pick literally any other chocolate
The vibe I get is like you're a fancy butler by day but you have a rave later tonight
collection of funny things people I know have said
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Take a chill pill, Shakespeare.
A thigh between your gaps
Let's get...creative?
Stereotypical emos
Bitch, your face is mean
Once upon a time, [name] killed me.
Starved by lack of microwave.
I need new kangaroo.
At least, I didn't break it in your room!
[Name], you precious baby--AH SHIT.
Unfortunately, [name] was feeling horny
I would start ship wars
I tried the force. Shit didn't work.
It's worse than shade. It's truth shade.
I fell in love with a fucking lesbian!
Hi, my nameās [name]. Back on my Bullshit like every day
Yeah, no, donāt worry I know the extension of that lawyer.
Then, I guess, he shoots himself in the head?
The EMT...No, not EMS.
I like Fiji better than smart water.... wait, is it cheaper?
I have a questionā¦I forgot my question
Yes, but only because I think the knowledge of death would be a burden you couldnāt handle
That's why murder is the best solution
Passive aggressively calls u a gamer (derogatory)
it's part of the process before the eyes are eyes and the eyes are just skin
Horny outweighs ethics
[name] has been ratatouille'd into doing crime
what is a casket but tupperware for a body
she doesn't have a thing for murder, she has a thing for time management
What's the opposite of OwO-ifying?
dinos care not for ur turn-based combat
This is indeed a choice we have made.
Iām murdurable. Iām filled with murder potential
Not my circus, not my monkey
absolutely your monkey
my only ideas are crime
...why do you say these things to me?
everyone knows in our group I'm the muscle⦠the looksā¦and the brainsā¦.really you guys are extras and I'm the main act
I...I don't want to answer that. I...I plead the fifth?
All words are made up
I don't use 'b' for 'bitch,', I use 'bitch' for 'bitch
They let you out of the closet but you cannot rent a car
[Name] you're really killing me here, my life is being shortened by a minute every time you do that
Wow, these people donāt know how milkshakes workā¦. Idk how weāre gonna get the boys to the yard.
I expected you to have more knowledge about cannibalism but that's on me
that's just how my voice is. I sound like a liar
You are the glass half full to my glass is fucking empty
I like cults but in the āI absolutely hate themā sorta way
I fucking hate you, you're one of my best friends, but I also fucking hate you
You have to give him some credit for not pulling out a ukulele
I wish I spoke another language. I don't wanna talk about this in English anymore, bro, what the fuck.
Fall Little Wendy-Bird Fall By Lydia the Bard
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Now, that you're feeling tall
Betterāgrowāsome wings realāfast
Let's see you try
This mеssed-up little family that I had to make
You need three things to fly.
You don't seem to quite understand what is at stake
Fall, little Wendy-bird, fall
I will protect what is mine
If ending errant embers is what I must do
Little girl, you've no idea what you've got yourself into
A nasty little spark that must be smothered, snuffed out
Fly for a night and think the world's made for you
Well, I won't let you tempt them
I can say for once I'm thinking clearly tonight
No use reminding them of the past
[name], darling, you have picked the wrong girl to fight
Fall, little bird, fall
Some would say I'm quick to rage, and maybe they're right
Setting fires inside my house is just not allowed
Or did it slip your mind?
Babe, you won't feel a thing
I'm gonna clip your wings, cut your strings
But it'd do more harm than good
Let's see you try when I remove mine
Swear it's nothing personal, It's a necessary evil
Well, I've tried too hard to see all of my work comeāundone
Darling, I'll be coming for you
Soon, they'll start to dream of different lives
If I could let them all go home, please know that I would
I see theāway they look at you with tears in their eyes
They are mine to protect
Why don't you fall?
So High School by Taylor Swift
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I feel so high school every time I look at you
I wanna find you in a crowd just to hide from you
In a blink of a crinklin' eye
I'm sinkin', our fingers entwined
Cheeks pink in the twinkling lights
Tell me 'bout the first time you saw me
I'll drink what you think
I'm high from smokin' your jokes all damn night
The brink of a wrinkle in time
Bittersweet sixteen suddenly
I'm watchin' American Pie with you on a Saturday night
Your friends are around, so be quiet
I'm trying to stifle my sighs
I feel so high school every time I look at you
Are you gonna marry, kiss, or kill me?
It's just a game, but really?
I'm bettin' on all three for us two
Get my car door, isn't that sweet?
Pull me to thе backseat
No one's ever had me, not like you
Truth, dare, spin bottles
You know how to ball, I know Aristotle
Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto
It's true, swear, scouts honor
You knew what you wanted and, boy, you got her
Brand-new, full throttle
You already know, babe
I feel like laughin' in the middle of practice
Do that impression you did of your dad again
I'm hearing voices like a madman
The Alchemy by Taylor Swift
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He just comes runnin' over to me
The hospital was a drag
I circled you on a map
I'm making a comeback to where I belong
Call the amateurs and cut 'em from the team
Where's the trophy?
They said: "There was no chance trying to be the greatest in the league"
Touch down
Hey, you, what if I told you we'rе cool?
There was no chance trying to be the greatest in the league
These chemicals hit me like white wine
We've been on a winning streak
That child's play back in school is forgiven under my rule
I haven't come around in so long
Worst sleep that I ever had
Shirts off and your friends lift you up over their heads
These blokes warm the benches
This happens once every few lifetimes
'Cause the sign on your heart said it's still reserved for me
Beer stickin' to the floor, cheers chanted
What if I told you I'm back?
He jokes that "It's heroin, but this time with an E"
I'm coming back so strong
Ditch the clowns, get the crown
Baby, I'm the one to beat
Honestly, who are we to fight the alchemy?
I can do it with a Broken Heart by Taylor Swift
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I cry a lot, but I am so productive, it's an art
They said, "Babe, you gotta fake it 'til you make it" and I did
I'm sure I can pass this test
I was grinnin' like I'm winnin'
I was hittin' my marks
You know you're good, and I'm good
Lights, camera, bitch, smile
I can read your mind
Try and come for my job
In her glittering prime
All the piеces of me shatterеd as the crowd was chanting, "More"
I can handle my shit
The lights refract sequin stars off her silhouette every night
crucial evidence I didn't imagine the whole thing
'Cause I can do it with a broken heart
I keep finding his things in drawers
I can hold my breath I've been doin' it since he left
'Cause I'm a real tough kid
Smile even when you wanna die
You know you're good when you can even do it with a broken heart
I'm good 'cause I'm miserable
I can show you lies
He said he'd love me all his life but that life was too short
I'm so depressed, I act like it's my birthday every day
Breaking down, I hit the floor
She's having the time of her life
I can hold my breath
I'm miserable and nobody even knows
I'm so obsessed with him, but he avoids me like the plague
starters from stuff i wrote in my rp threads (part 4)
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Have you never considered the price you pay for the things you do?
How am I supposed to be okay knowing that if I die, Iāll hurt more people than ever before?
If you think you are something that I ought to be fawning over, you are sorely mistaken
I wonāt die out there. I canāt afford to.
I was told I have to stop threatening mortal children
everything else you say is just so outlandish, I canāt help but point out the least ridiculous thing
Iām not exactly getting the down-low vibes right now, way more blackmail before sacrificing your soul to the evil triangle vibes
What am I gonna do? Go 'round saying 'Hey this weird kid in the woods told me all their secrets'?
I literally cannot be normal about this, so apologies ahead of time
wearing a Santa outfit makes it real easy to hide an affair.
You have no reason to apologize to me, Iām simply worried about you
Iāve learned the devil is real, it's more of a human descriptor than a title though
Scars are just part of the job, right?
Both of you are just murderers waiting to happen, arenāt you?
Do you think before you speak? Because the longer you go on, the more I am beginning to question your brainās capacity.
this was not love that he felt. Not the way poets described it anyway.
If I found myself to be his wife, I would never dream of poisoning him. On the contrary, I think Iād drink it before he could take a sip.
this is beyond normal insanity
You mortals always think youāre entitled to something simply because you exist
If youāre gonna lie can you, at least, try to be creative?
My affection is free
Iām used to handling a dysfunctional family.
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
I could lose everything. Not just my blood, but my friends, my family, my life. Knowing how much is on the line, the ability to trust youādo you think I could give that freely?
Itās really difficult to underestimate you
I want to make sure you can crush a manās skull by the end of the day