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Whatās it like to switch places with Nicole? Maybe harder than you might thinkā¦Ā
5 signs that sheās into you
#1 she aint
When u wake up and ur teddy bear is on the floor
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Netflix: 27 dicks were spray painted on 27 cars & nobody knows who did itĀ
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The effort that people must put into copying and pasting ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ from the internet really goes against the ethos of the shoulder shrug.
No, no, my dudes! Just create a shortcut on your phone!
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Whoa! Nailed it
I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at. Itās called CLOSING for a reason people
The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.
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Fun animal facts I have learned being a zoo docent
1. There are several ways to classify the large cats, one of the more useful ones is into the roaring cats (tigers, lions) and the purring cats (bobcats, lynxes). The puma (also known as the mountain lion) is the largest cat that purrs. Iāve heard it up close, itās amazing. A cheetahās purr sounds like an idling motorcycle engine.
2. Kangaroos cannot move their legs independently of each other, they have to move them in sync - when theyāre on land. When theyāre swimming, they can move them separately. Hopping is their most efficient way to move - a walking kangaroo is awkward as hell. They swing both legs forward using their tail as a third leg to prop up while their legs swing.
3. People often think that flamingoesā knees bend the wrong way. They donāt - the joint youāre seeing in the middle of their leg isnāt their knee, itās their ankle. Their knee is up by their body, and it bends the same way ours does.
4. Giraffes only sleep 1-2 hours a day.
5. Bald eaglesā vocalizations are not what you expect. When you see a flying bald eagle in the movies and hear that majestic caw sound? That isnāt an eagle, itās been dubbed over with another bird, usually a red-tailed hawk. Bald eagles actually soundā¦not majestic. Kind of like if a kitten could be a bird.
6. Elephants are one of only a handful of animals that can pass the mirror test - in other words, they can recognize their own reflection (and not think itās another animal, as dogs and cats usually do). They tested this by placing a chalk mark on an elephantās forehead and then showing it a mirror. The elephant investigated the mark on its own forehead, indicating it knew that it was looking at itself. Ā The only animals that pass this test are the higher primates, the higher cetaceans (orcas, dolphines), elephants, and weirdly, magpies.
7. One-fifth of all the known mammal species are bats.
8. A kangaroo mother can have three joeys simultaneously at different stages of development: an embryo in her womb (kangaroos can do whatās called embryonic diapause which means sort of putting the development on pause until sheās ready for it to develop further), a joey in her pouch attached to one nipple, and a joey out of the pouch on the ground who nurses from the other one. The amazing thing? Each of her nipples make different formulations of milk for each joeyās different nutritional needs.
9. Bonobos, our closest genetic relative (they are more closely related to us than they are to either chimps or gorillas) are almost entirely non-aggressive, matriarchal, and use sex to solve all their problems. They engage in both same and opposite sex interactions, non-penetrative sex (oral, rubbing, manual) and with any age. Thatās an interesting area to work in, lemme tell you.
10. Tortoises have super loud sex. Like, really loud.
11. All grizzlies are brown bears, but not all brown bears are grizzlies (grizzlies are a sub-categorization of the brown bear).
12. Reindeer are the only deer species where both males and females grow antlers. The males shed theirs the beginning of December, the females shed theirs in the spring. So all of Santaās reindeer are girls, heh. I love telling little kids that.
13. If a rhinoceros knocks off its horn, it grows back faster than youād expect. One of ours, Rosie, has knocked hers off twice.
14. Gorillas get crushes on each other. And on the humans that take care of them. Male gorillas also masturbate. I donāt know if the females do, Iāve never seen it. Sometimes itās like a soap opera up in there.
15. Langur monkeys are silvery-gray in color - their babies are bright orange. Like Cheeto orange, I do not exaggerate.
16. Polar bear fur is not white, itās transparent, like fiber optics. Also, their skin is black.
This is all excellent and awesome and I am a happier, better person for this knowledge.
Also, you go badass lady reindeer. Sleigh.
This was really cool to read actually.
yeah i did like 100 push ups today
hey so can we maybe stop making those āfellas is it gay to _____ā memes, like theyre literally mocking people who dont know different social cues and cultural norms within lgbt communi haha im just kidding but that sounds like something someone would say doesnt it
GOD i was about to SCREAM
y'all need to stop doing shit like this I canāt handle the range of emotions these kinda posts give me in such a short amount of time
āāvideo games arenāt artāā then explain this sweatie
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are there actually people who donāt have any stuffed animals? like real people who decided once they hit middle school or something that they needed to sell all their cuddly friends because adorable plush puppies and bears are for children only? where are they? are they ok? do they need someone to talk to
yea me lol , I swapped them out for Dumbbells at age 11 . theres a reason why u nerds are so scrawny and fragile , and im one of the biggest muscle guys in Oceania