becausejasm.

uh- this was supppsed to be my homestuck hide-out, but now I am just casually trying to be a humorist. 23, demisexual biromantic. mildly genderfluid taken

[tocif]

[znts]

Even a good-for-nothing father never forgets a child. A child never forget its parents, either.

東京ゴッドファーザーズ | Tokyo Godfathers  2003, dir. Satoshi Kon

[logarto]

how do i get a sfw sasuke big enough to oblitherate my entire dashboard

[shock]

[betasunkern]

why did they have to specify sfw

[logarto]

ITS A REFERENCE

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

Mobile Users experience a long boi

[queersona]

do you love the color of the sasuke

[diabeticlesbian]

Sweet Dreams - Rora Blue

2020.

“Sweet Dreams explores the intricacies of everyday ableism and everyday ableist comments. Some of the comments recount dialogue said to the artist. Other phrases were submitted by other disabled and/or chronically ill individuals as documentation of comments that have been said to them. Through using recognizable objects associated with disability in correlation with playful colors, Sweet Dreams aims to reclaim objects commonly associated with pain and disrupt the narrative on what it means to be disabled.”

[hgbpics]

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

[lord-king-saint]

this post always sends me

[supermegahijabi]

Lol people asking why the riot police isn’t at the Capitol, you can’t have them two places at once.

[lchupanibre]

[catchymemes]

[knightofleo]

[simplystormie]

[nisaexploresadhd]

adhd is: this is my collection of hobbies im gonna do someday.. and over here is my collection of hobbies i started and im gonna get back to… and over here is my collection of hobbies im doing right now…

[stannisbarathcon]

did i do it right

[serious]

[eggplont]

[melonmemes]

[usrimajor-deactivated20240130]

why does p*ssy fluid prune fingers 10000x faster than any other liquid 

[susiethemoderator]

It’s the high acidity level of the mucus from the vaginal canal. The vagina is actually very acidic. The Ph level usually varies from 3-4.5 in terms of acidity.

Strong enough to bleach any colored/type/thickness of fabric. But that’s good because that’s how it keeps itself clean from bad bacteria and other microbes. Since it’s warm, damp, and dark it’s the perfect place for bacteria to grow! But the acidic mucus only allows (for the most part) good bacteria to survive!

The reasons your fingers prune, in general, is evolutionary. So they can grab onto wet objects or onto objects in wet climates (usually swamps, bogs, etc).

SO! It’s the body responding biologically/evolutionary to the high acidic level (like different wetlands with various Ph levels). It doesn’t know your pleasuring your girl/guy/or neither, the body thinks your off to gather some grub from your nearest wetland.

#PussyFacts

[cannyonnaise-deactivated2017051]

U pussy scientician… I love it

[susiethemoderator]

Pussy Scientist… I like that

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

me , when a plot twist happens : Oh , how the fidgets have spinned ….

[thenerdsaurus]

The Shape of Water (2017) directed by Guillermo del Toro

[galahadwilder]

A sudden, terrifying thought

When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, that’s usually a predator animal.

If you see an animal with its eyes set farther back, though—to the side—that animal is prey.

Now look at this dragon.

See those eyes?

They’re to the SIDE.

This raises an interesting—and terrifying—question.

What in the name of Lovecraft led evolution to consider DRAGONS…

As PREY?