its ya girl

hi i love u

[anus]

friends are like trampolines

[anus]

ive never had one but they look fun

[urmain]

demon: i possessed you

me: get the fuck out

demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...

me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

[a6]

[ruinedchildhood]

Mom: when I was your age….

Me: 

[foshizupthespout]

[aubbiebabie]

[milimonix]

[vaedre-deactivated20160712]

i’m honoured sir

[vaedre-deactivated20160712]

i thought this would be a spam bot but i think i’m actually having a conversation with a confused man

[vaedre-deactivated20160712]

[woodmeat]

this is the most innocent post on this site

[jemzzy]

[whitegenocidereturns]

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

[whatsliferotfl]

[spacedaydreams]

me in a horror movie

[dlubes]

1st text - Friday: 10:23PM

2nd text - Today 9:37PM

[trapcard]

AQSWEDRTEYKUTJ

[habitualshaker]

“sorry I just got your text are you still gonna kill me?”

[sdrgiobhjkfdlbjreiug-deactivate]

ultra specific instagram memes are so interesting

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

memes is meant to reach a max of 3 ppl

[tiptons-blog]

[baefyre-deactivated20160115]

This is literally going to be most of our generation in 15 years.

[thecutestofthecute]

Girls hit your hallelujah 

Girls hit your hallelujah

GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH 

[re-actr]

CAUSE CUTE SMALL DOGS GON GIVE IT TO YA

[witchomo-blog]

school grades coLLEGE WORK MONEY BILLS ADULTHOOD RESPONSIBILITY 

[euphorriicc]

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup