um..hi

She/they - I am in fact a whore🤌- 18+ -Sagittarius 💃

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A little something to make your day better

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I have a bunch of ghost memes if you guys want them-

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I keep forgetting that I actually post on here....so here's a random post-

And yes, I am a huge fan of Ghost :)

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I am completely whipped

Mmmm Morpheus- 

That’s it, that’s the post 

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Foggy falling down the stairs

Foggy: *while walking down the stairs he steps on his own shoe lace and falls down the rest of the way landing in front of a very confused Matt*

Matt: “What are you doing?”

Foggy: “Well..I uhh- decided to test the durability of the stairs, you know. Make sure none of them are broken or unbalance-”

Matt: “You tripped didn’t you?”

Foggy: “....Go fuck yourse-”

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COVID Matt Murdock

I see there only being two situations with Matt Murdock v. COVID

The first one is my least favorite but we have to consider it: He wouldn’t wear a mask because God would protect him- but I feel like he could tell who has COVID and goes out of his way to avoid them. 

Second: He wears a mask, any where and every where. Which also includes Daredevil. And the idea of that makes me laugh my ass off. I mean imagine him trying to get information out of people. 

Bad guy on the ground with a broken nose, with his arm pinned at a wrong angle against a wall

Matt: Muffled noises

Bad guy: W-what?

Matt:more muffled noises

Bad guy: I-I don’t understand, please just let me go!

Matt: Pulls out thermometer and points it at the guys head, and it comes up green. Pulls down his mask  “Tell me where to find Wilson Fisk.”

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hold up-

Imagine Matt fighting someone but they run into a library-

Bad guy: *Sneaking around trying to hide* *Accidentally bumps into someone*

Librarian: “Shhhh!”

Matt: “No by all means, keep going-”

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A bit unfair if you ask me

 Imagine Foggy and Matt trying to figure out where to eat, the two of them arguing because Foggy want to go get Chinese food whereas Matt wants Thai food. So Foggy, (still not used to Matt’s abilities) decides to put his hands behind his back, left hand has one finger up, right hand has two. 

Foggy: “Okay, one- means we have Chinese. And two-means we have Thai. Pick a hand.”

Matt: “Right.” 

Foggy: *realizes his mistake* “OH GODDAMN IT-” 

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Currently Sobbing

Re-watching season 2, specifically episode 4 and had to sit through Frank tell the story of his family

Why are my eyes raining 

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Foggy using Matt’s powers would be like:

He would 10/10 use them when he goes out-

Like when he needs a wing man Matt is going out with him whether he likes it or not. 

I think it would go something like this- 

Foggy: *Finishes a conversation with a girl and walks back over to Matt* 

Matt: “Can I go home now?” 

Foggy: “Not until you tell me what she thinks of me.” 

Matt: “Foggy I’m not going to listen in on her conversation.” 

Foggy: “Lunch will be on me this week.” 

Matt: “...She says you smell like onions.” 

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POV: Protective Matt but make it funny

Imagine you’re hanging out with Matt and Foggy at the bar playing pool, and some creep keeps hitting on you. Obviously feeling uncomfortable you go stand near Matt, but the creep follows you. And as Matt lines up his shot his cue stick goes a little too far back hitting the man in the groin- 

Creep: *obviously in pain, goes back to the bar.*

You: “Matt, did you do that on purpose?” 

Matt: “Of course not, I just couldn’t see him.” 

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Hear me out

Just imagining Matt and Foggy playing hide and seek and Foggy isn’t used to Matt’s abilities-

*Foggy hiding behind a tree*

Matt: *Is on the branch above him* “I can hear your heart beat-” 

Foggy: “WHAT THE FU-”

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Foggy is the best

I don’t know if this is just me, but I fully believe that Foggy will stay up late with you drinking and talking shit about the people you hate at work.

“She/he did what? That bitch” *proceeds to down a glass of eel*

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when will it be my turn to be happy

Don’t mind me, just imagining Matt Murdock rushing to comfort the reader after hearing the start of a panic attack- 

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Me looking for James Wesley fics: