am I funny yet?

hey there. i'm amanda and this is my blog.

[fosterthor]

what do you call it when batman skips church?

[fosterthor]

christian bale

[ofartemis-blog]

did you just

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[suspend]

boys who arent afraid to tell u when they miss u are the best

[realitytvgifs]

[liache]

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

[gutsygills]

why it so dangerous to be clean

[withmyteeth]

This is the excuse I needed

[silversora-deactivated20190324]

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

[cuttothefeeling]

signs least likely to win an oscar

1. leo

[urmomsbff-blog]

emma watson: gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises

emma watson: spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger

emma watson: manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades

emma watson: gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY

emma watson: overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas

emma watson: completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students

emma watson: delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality

emma watson: is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet

emma watson: is also ridiculously hot

emma watson: is perfect human

crusty men living in their parents basements: shit

crusty men living in their parents basements: i feel so threatened rn

crusty men living in their parents basements: let's leak her nudes

[leightum]

[finablit-deactivated20170515]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[timnordwind-deactivated20130819]

YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM

EVERYTHING

[assseylum-moved]

april fools on tumblr 2014: top hats on everyone’s icon april fools on tumblr 2015: capitalism

[bunney]

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

[urmomsbff-blog]

discovering what turns someone on gives you so much power over them

[reallyabitch]

date me to disappoint your parents

[4gifs]

[cameronsmonaghan]

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