Andulka
Not today Justin
KIROKAZE
#extradirty
Today's Document
Mike Driver
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Sade Olutola
titsay
ojovivo
PR's Tumblrdome
JVL
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
shark vs the universe
bliss lane
Love Begins
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Noah Kahan
Claire Keane
taylor price
seen from Germany
seen from Laos
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Australia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Australia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Australia
seen from Austria
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Maldives
@withmyteeth
REQUESTS: I only take requests for 3 word drabbles and when I post flash fic events.
3 WORD DRABBLE REQUESTS: HERE
FLASH FIC EVENTS: HERE
BISHOP LOSA
ANGEL REYES
COCO CRUZ
EZ REYES
NESTOR OCETEVA
JAX TELLER
HAPPY LOWMAN
TIG TRAGER
NERO PADILLA
WRITER/STORY RECS
just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees
They existed *before beetles*
Why is this sad? Why am I sad?
https://xkcd.com/1259/
Bee Orchid
This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.
(my own photos)
Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.
Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.
You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:
Trees that once depended on animals like the wooly mammoth for survival have managed to adapt and survive in the modern world.

First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.
ID: screenshot of the first paragraph from the American Forests article linked by @sepdet that reads “Warning: Reading this article may cause a whiplash-inducing paradigm shift. You will no longer view wild areas the same way. Your concepts of "pristine wilderness" and "the balance of nature" will be forever compromised. You may even start to see ghosts.” End ID
who taught you that suffering in silence was noble, and how would you shutting up have benefited them?
this also counts for all those times you kept your mouth shut and didn't complain because you were being polite, and people would gladly have changed things if you had just asked. your suffering was not noble. you do not get a cookie for it, you do not get a tally mark next to your soul's score for grinning and bearing it. your suffering serves no purpose. break free of it. you deserve comfort.
the english language is truly a wonder
all hail william the werewolf, proto-enby
Diversity win! The werewolf in your village goes by þei
let's be realistic
The raccoons!! Are stealing!! My internet!!!
Not pictured: the modum being suddenly yanked several feet across the floor until the cable snagged on the knot
What the fuck
Every three hours it comes back, and pulling back on the cable does not discourage it. Raccoons turn out to be surprisingly strong for their size. I am no longer confident it will not eventually succeed
Hey bro, what the FUCK is happening in your life?
I won't lie to you bro, I think I'm being bullied by raccoons
Real answer: they are using it as a toy. Pulling back on the cable does not discourage it because you are making it more fun for them.
Source: I am a raccoon biologist
"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years
the sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. so at this point it's probably too late to pick a different one
I just heard about the recency bias, and honestly I think it's gotta be the best one ever
Okay but has anyone considered a strawman argument because what if someone was affected by these biases?
A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻
"im a business owner"
>looks inside
>dropshipping
like wow i cant believe im meeting THE al e. express
There used to be an old sign by the path, warning passers-by of the local sleeping willow, which would trap the unwary with fatigue, engulf them while they slept, and release them a hundred years later.
There was a new sign:
"This sleeping willow is full."
And a map of other locations to try.
