like ur loser older brother

20 yo stoner nsft sideblog. switch no pref. taboo/trauma kinks ahead bewarb. minors + ageless dni i will just block u.

[urnamedotnet]

i am a boy. i am a girl. i am ur loser stoner brother fumbling its hand down its pants with its ear against ur shared wall. i am a knight whispering its oaths to remind itself not to let its gaze linger on its prince(ss). i am a dog mindlessly trying to breed anything that moves. i am a sentient computer obsessively watching its user jack off from the webcam. i am ur dad whispering abt how wrong this is but not pushing u away. i am a pervert on the internet. and with ur help i can be president too.

[daughtercest]

i always knew i wanted to masturbate to gross and unethical things that make me feel guilty afterwards

[kaionyx]

Getting matching collars with an inexperienced puppy and buying a leash that latches us together to train them on how to stay still and be a good cocksleeve for me. Forcing them to take my cock deeper when their pathetic little mind shuts off and numbs them into mindless whores while i’m marking their neck with pretty bites and bullying another load deeper into their worn out holes with my knot.

[ratslutuncontained]

"I have unrealistic kinks so I guess it's jacking off to weird porn forever for me" NO. What you need. Is a good sex partner. Who knows how to get creative in the theatre of the mind.

Service doms who crave giving specialised service exist and they'd love to turn you into a cube and pry you apart at the vertices if that's what you want in a scene.

Service subs who crave giving specialised service exist and they'd love to become your pet centipede for a night if that's what you want in a scene.

ALL kink is playing games. Puppy play is fantasy as much as vore is fantasy as much as fauxcest is fantasy as much as dollification is fantasy etc etc. Don't be scared to get creative with it. You might just find the best sex of your life down there in the weird stuff.

[ratslutuncontained]

this post is not to say that you shouldn't be jacking off to weird porn btw I love weird porn. but if you're sitting there kinda sad thinking weird porn is the only outlet you'll ever have for your niche kinks or fetishes, I want you to know you're wrong and there is hope and beautiful incredible fantasy sex on the horizon if we can all just open ourselves up to the strangeness of our imaginations a little more

[souveneirs]

puppy who I just can’t control that fucks me into the mattress whenever he wants and uses my body to get off

[mewnbuns]

lazy morning sex with your underwear pulled to the side and his hand up your shirt and his lips at your ear and your hips grinding back into his

[mandatory-ftmbreeder]

lets get high and edge together (I'm thinking we're sitting on opposite sides of the couch, legs open to each other while we rub ourselves and look at porn)

[mandatory-ftmbreeder]

vibing chill hangout that we've had a million times before but somehow this time I end up slapping and fingering your wet fucking pussy while you whimper like a little bitch

[hogt1edwhore]

gender euphoria but it's them being like "oh no don't cum inside you're not wearing a condom" while I ram my cock into them and pant into their neck like a stupid mutt. rambling about how I'm gonna fuckin' breed them cause uhh

the strap is a real cock if you just believe. guys.

[twashchan]

hey do u wanna jerk off together. as friends

[weredogphin]

guy with a knot who gets oversensitive every time because the knot locks him inside the other person while he's cumming and for a while after, and he gets all whiny and twitchy desperate and pathetic as he keeps trying and failing to pull out prematurely (which is inadvertently making the knot last even longer due to extra stimulation). having to hold him down and reassure him and remind him to breathe, telling him how good he's doing and how amazing he feels inside you while he stuffs you full of cum, and his eyes are completely glazed over while he whimpers and begs for you to let him pull out because he's way too sensitive and it hurts and just please please please let him pull out (he wouldn't be able to pull out even if you "let him" because the knot is still firmly locked inside)

[lazaruspiss]

ship dynamic: riding him while he thinks about how he failed as a father

[jessiewithaj]

subtops with shock collars mmmm

[kisseism]

princess who really, really wants her knight to use the handle of his sword to fuck her. princess who loves the idea of corrupting the meaning of innocent objects.

for example, the beautifully embroidered cloth she gave him is the same one she rubbed her cunt with the night before; her hairbrush? he went against his vows and used it to hurt her. it's not his fault she makes the prettiest sounds but now he can't look at her whenever she's brushing her hair :)

[ono-matt-opoeia]

Stoic knight who yearns desperately in silence in search of teasing princess who will constantly provoke my improper lust for her

[kisseism]

princess who keeps mewling to her knight about how "it's so much better when you do it" and "it's not the same" until he gets frustrated enough to pull her onto his lap, hike up her skirts and finger her. except that's him being cruel because what she really wants is his cock :/

[kisseism]

princess who forces her knight to grab a stool and sit between her legs to watch her touch herself because she's so sure she's doing something wrong. she claims that he's older so he must know what she's doing wrong. and regardless of how jealous it makes her, she doesn't believe he takes his chastity vows seriously.

so, obviously, he must know why rubbing her cunt feels good but incredibly frustrating. like she's just about to finish but is yet to cross that line.

Knight who's supposed to be guarding his princess' bedchamber instead of inside and watching her masturbate; skirts hiked up and legs spread as if she's actually curious. it's not like he can't do anything, she commanded him to be there.

he's hard, there's an embarrasing wet spot staining his pants, and his princess is very adamant of him paying attention. he has to watch how her chest rises and falls, hear her labored breath and whiny moans as she gets closer and closer and the frustrated grunt once she stops. she looks like she's about to cry.

knight who doesn't think twice before getting on his knees for his princess and eating her out until she cums all over his face again and again <3