noisy & cold

Non-binary 29y called Helmi from Europe. Shitposting, anti-fascism, sometimes NSFW

[supergrinch]

I'm being oppressed

[solomonsgarden-deactivated20240]

Strawberry postage stamps from St. Pierre and Miquelon, Brazil and Sweden 🍓

[chaoscryptidart]

I remember so little from the actual series. I was very young when I read it lol

But I do remember that one time Rachel had an allergic reaction to the crocodile DNA in her body and had to basically live birth an adult crocodile in a school restroom. What a cool and child friendly book series.

[sarifel-corrisafid-ilxhel]

Oh that is a BIG crocodile. I always pictured it being like... one of those 10 foot crocodiles, max, but that's a full grown saltwater crocodile judging by the size.

Do we know what happened to it at the end of the book? I don't remember. I hope it found a nice zoo to live in!

[thaylepo]

Ax killed it before it could eat teen heartthrob Jeremy Jason McCole on the blacked out set of the Barry and Cindy Sue Show

[sarifel-corrisafid-ilxhel]

Oh. That's terrible. They could have just left it to be the next guest on the show.

[funny-tik-toks]

[audrey-hepbae]

Toucan: “that there just ain’t natural”

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[tinyideastuff]

This guy won’t leave

[gupdoo3]

Yes they're on YT!

[teathattast]

[ircgalleria]

[kooldewd123]

the skrit na are peak animorphs worldbuilding actually.

yes, the grays actually exist.

yes, they actually ride around in flying saucers.

yes, they actually abduct people. cows too.

yes, they actually dissect people and then put them back together and let them go. sometimes they put them in a zoo instead.

none of the other aliens know what their deal is. they have a larval stage where they look like giant cockroaches. one time they somehow obtained the most dangerous weapon in the entire universe and just threw it in their junk drawer next to a mustang convertible and a case of dr pepper. they are directly in the middle of a galactic war and have survived untouched because neither side cares enough about them. i don't think any of the main cast besides ax even know they exist?

every sci-fi series should do this. this is awesome.

[swagletdeactivated-deactivated2]

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[one-true-houselight]

[id: a photo of an adult wolf holding a baby wolf by the scruff of its neck. The baby is twisting around to look at the viewer.

Image two is a closeup of the baby.]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[dappermouth]

- Dog star, burning through a vast black sky -

In memory of Laika: a greater friend to mankind than mankind was to her.

[sacred-portal]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

"made with ingredients you can pronounce" what if i'm really good at pronouncing long names of chemicals? what then?

[kurhanchyk]

i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections

[anthonybourdyke]

[byjove]

*doctor voice* hmmmm…..have you tried this revolutionary method called painmaxxxing? it is where you do not bother me and adjust to being in agony all the time and we do nothing to resolve the root cause or treat the symptoms. you don’t wish to try painmaxxxing? you’re being non-compliant with the treatment plan I have just provided you?

[byjove]

And they’re right. I’m always exhibiting “drug seeking behavior” rooting around in my bedside table for my extra strength Tylenol.

[thesecretuncle]

Baltimore is a beacon of hope in the war against The Machines

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