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I ship rickorty so fuck everything • English isn't my first language • Follow me on Wattpad I write some spanish shit there {Wattpad: uurp-rick}

[spooky-gxrl]

Gorillaz Wallpapers - Lockscreens II

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[vanilla-morty]

tiny vs big

[milkytwinks-deactivated20180403]

We traded clothes

[milkytwinks-deactivated20180403]

Yo I do commissions but I don’t feel like making a commission sheet or making complex prices with many variables so ima keep it super damn simple, shaded drawings are 12 bucks and non shaded are 8 // thru PayPal only// ,,, if u got questions just ask or shoot a dm

[sin-tastein]

lmao so in case y’all didnt know im trash,

[binarisunset]

Noodle: So how did you get into a car accident?

2D: Well, we were driving and there was a deer in the road that Murdoc didn't notice. So I said 'Murdoc, deer!'

Murdoc: ....

2D: You wanna tell Noodle what your response was?

Murdoc [sighs]: ...'yes, honey?'

[s0mberghost]

Give him all the happiness he deserves,,, pls.

[rhinstoneyess]

Murdoc: I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Russ: you were flirting with 2-D last night.

Murdoc: so? He’s my boyfriend.

Russ: you asked him if he was single.

Russ: and cried when he said he wasn’t.

[ichibyoushi]

PPAP Murdoc

[demon-faze]

Can I just have this moment to point out:

1. 2-D is pretty cute in this .

2. The child in the background is scard SHITLESS out of one touch of Murdoc’s hand.

[qjitz]

2D, knocking on he producers door: hey…. i have a new song and video, can you guys listen to it ?? producers: not now, go away murdoc, kicking down the door: listen the boy said he hAS A SONG

[gorilljaz]

[x-auriel-x]

hola a todos! estaba aburrida!! se nota? :C jajajajaja momento de ocio! espero les guste ^^ me gusta pensar que noodle apoya el 2doc! XD jajajajaja

[milkytwinks-deactivated20180403]

bOnERRRRR

[milkytwinks-deactivated20180403]

I told u guys I cant stick to challenges I already kinda gave up on the Miami x cop otp thing ,, it just puts some weird pressure on me like the requests did so maybe I’ll do a few of the real cute ones but I can’t do the assigned ones every single day. Whatever here have this bc I gotta get back to my normal porn content,, I’ve been missing it.

>>>>characters are 18+

[cindy-neko-chan]

@manon2001cassy2006 thank you for the request 😄 I had so much fun doing this xD But actually he don’t need that potion 😉 Evil Rick really loves him but doesn’t want to admit it 😅

EXTRA:

[cindy-neko-chan]

Request for @super-obscure-love Flesh curtains Rick! Hope you like it ❤