Us3r

Clearly lacking creative names. Not much to say about me, yet anyway. Struggling with serious committment to a long term goal and simple pleasures like the internet used in too much abundance.

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[mechibuni]

MAX MAX MAX MAX WOOOORLD🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[us3rrr]

Now I have no idea what to do financially. Seek a better job I guess? In a terrible job market?

I still haven't followed up with the Union because I'm afraid I'm gonna be too weak to work the job or whatever.

Hell it's hard to even feel optimistic about the future in our current socio-political climate. Feels like I'm just moving things around on a sinking ship. I don't have the money or the job or the connections to leave though.

All this because I was bad at taking arbitrary tests by the way. Ugh. Whatever.

[hydro-city-zone]

[isda-bata]

She’d rather die than be separated from her friends. I trust you Susie deltarune. Hopecore

[robogrind]

i cannot believe how fucking funny the talksprites are in this one i need to draw them right NOW

[pistachiosoda]

inside my little chamber made of glass

[calamarispiderart]

in case i dont see ya,

[matchamilk030]

breaking out of my hiatus just to redraw that fuckass expression they did in the new chapter

might redraw the other glorious expressions they did aswell

[loafbud]

the reaction of the century

[meltesh28]

let's hangout together for the rest of our lives or something dude

[qqqkrolek]

[strawdool]

chapter 5 approaching and im busy af

here a kralseiling as a treat

based on this meme saodinisao

[us3rrr]

At least I can come back here. I'm trying not to look around TOO long because I STILL haven't beaten Chapter 5 (at the very end) and I don't want to get spoiled.

But, alas; Blusky told me I could either tell them everything about me or to go kick rocks.

[tgmkraken]

I’m so fucking hyped

[piglii]

hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this

the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.

[piglii]

FOUND IT

[andmaybegayer]

Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series

[andmaybegayer]

and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit

[piglii]

thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected

[a-third-attempt]

I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema

[flurgerbla]

I dont think thats the whole photoset…. I found one more

But from what i can gather thats Crystal Thierry, also known as page73girl. Who seems to have been a model for the now defunct biggestletdown.com…

But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it

[mckitterick]

this is far more than “random person in 2005ish creates surreal visual narrative” - let’s go deeper down the rabbit hole, shall we?

to Immanentize the Eschaton means to bring about utopian conditions and create heaven on Earth

the phrase is first cited in the Discordian religious text, Principia Discordia (1963), for whom Discord (aka Eris) is goddess:

the first line of Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea’s 1975 The Illuminatus! trilogy: “It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.”

in Frederik Pohl’s The Eschaton Sequence (1997 - 1999), the human race is caught up in a galactic war between two alien races attempting to immanentize the eschaton

in Ken Macleod's The Stone Canal (1997), one of the chapters is “Another crack at Immanentising the Eschaton”

Crystal Thierry’s (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company

[dectech]

here’s what the warning in the image says btw because i wanted to read it but it was too blurry so i had to spend several minutes hunting for a version with better resolution, so I’m posting it here so nobody else has to make that same journey

“DO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOU’RE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD”

[mckitterick]

also just noticed the labels on the dials on the left side of the device’s control panel:

“MAYHEM” and “DESTRUCTION” are both turned all the way up

[dee-the-red-witch]

As they should be. Can’t make paradise without scrambling a few universes.

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

You definitely don’t get content like this on other webbed sites and apps

[us3rrr]

EXCUSE ME SIR DO YOU HAVE THE DATE TODAY?

Why of course sir it's Deltarune, Today.