[okayysophia]

🧿🧿🧿🧿

[yazxnextdoor]

Reblogging every time I come across this , sorry not sorry 🥲🙏🏾

[jay-kwellyn]

Speak it into existence

[evilsexy]

this tweet really spoke to me

[plasmalogical]

this isnt necessarily good news but i hope we can all agree that if you are attacked by a puma and you kill it with your bare hands it should be socially acceptable to wear the pelt wherever you damn well please

[plasmalogical]

spoken like a future puma victim

[theindependentconservative]

….why didn’t he shoot the mountain lion?

[plasmalogical]

lol what are you, a gun cuck? cant kill a large predator with your own hands?

[baconmancr]

[timewilldieremade-deactivated20]

[meowstic-seer-of-the-future]

PIZZA🍕 PASTA🍝 PUT👏 IT👏 IN👏 A👏 BOX📥 DELIVER📬 IT👏 TO👏 MY👏 HOUSE🏠 AND👏 PUT👏 IT👏 ON👏 MY👏 COCK🍆 MY👏 COCK🍆 MY👏 COCK🍆 MY👏 COCK🍆 MY👏 COCK🍆 MY👏 COCK🍆 MY COCK🍆 CHEESY🧀 ON👏 MY👏 PEENY🍆 AND👏 SOME👏 SAUCE-A🍅 ON👏 MY👏 BALLS🍒

[nutsacktorturer]

All rise for the National Anthem of Italy

[natalieironside]

One thing that always gets a chuckle out of me is using the word "canonically" to describe things we know about the real world.

[sparrowpharoh]

The Pope is canonically Catholic

[natalieironside]

How dare you be funnier than me

[utopians]

after a thorough medical assessment, the doctors have described me as ‘a lot. just like a lot to deal with’

[pom-seedss]

I know this is a joke but I have definitely had a doctor look through the notes as I’m talking to them and just say “That’s….*deep breath* a lot.”

[depsidase]

[lost-son-of-rome]

It’s your problem now, fuckers.

[deadstuffguy]

New state dropped my dudes

[fairycosmos]

job interviews feel so weirdly degrading it's like you're asking to be exploited and they still reject you

[valtsv]

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

[sapphic-dreams-and-ashes]

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

[solepunk]

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

[sillymarillion-comics]

[luccorvus]

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

[kaispeakshermind]

WHAT

[helenakey]

The Queen of Denmark drew LoTR fanart 😮😩

[iconuk01]

Well, it started as fanart, it became canon published artwork approved by the author.

[spartanlocke]

Also he strictly forbade Disney from making any sort of cinema of his books. 

[source]

Not only did this dude see the moon landing, know what color TV was and hate the Beatles, but he knew Walt Disney was a piece of shit before anyone else, and all because of some dwarves. 

[valtsv]

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

[sapphic-dreams-and-ashes]

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

[solepunk]

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

[sillymarillion-comics]

[luccorvus]

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

[kaispeakshermind]

WHAT

[helenakey]

The Queen of Denmark drew LoTR fanart 😮😩

[iconuk01]

Well, it started as fanart, it became canon published artwork approved by the author.

[spartanlocke]

Also he strictly forbade Disney from making any sort of cinema of his books. 

[source]

Not only did this dude see the moon landing, know what color TV was and hate the Beatles, but he knew Walt Disney was a piece of shit before anyone else, and all because of some dwarves. 

[valtsv]

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

[sapphic-dreams-and-ashes]

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

[solepunk]

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

[sillymarillion-comics]

[luccorvus]

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

[kaispeakshermind]

WHAT

[helenakey]

The Queen of Denmark drew LoTR fanart 😮😩

[iconuk01]

Well, it started as fanart, it became canon published artwork approved by the author.

[spartanlocke]

Also he strictly forbade Disney from making any sort of cinema of his books. 

[source]

Not only did this dude see the moon landing, know what color TV was and hate the Beatles, but he knew Walt Disney was a piece of shit before anyone else, and all because of some dwarves. 

[jeremiahprime]

Do you think that fat girls can still be hot?

Spoiler alert: fat girls have always been hot, and fat girls are always going to be hot.

[maxielonceagain]

Race week! And what better way to start it off than with a little compilation of some Baku fun! 😍 Well Done Baku ❤️

[rougesixteen]

Charles Leclerc x f1 racing suits

[f1incorrects]

Seb: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Max: Mine just says "Max no."

Seb: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

[coffeewaff1e]

✨cinematic parallels✨