John F. Walker [ABANDONED]

I was Captain America for more than 2 seconds

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I'm John Walker, a.k.a. U.S. Agent, member of the Thunderbolts/New Avengers, and former Captain America.

I can admit I'm flawed and committed lots of mistakes. I was so focused on how huge the shoes I had to fill when I became Captain America. Went from thinking What would Steve do? to Steve shouldve done this.

I wasn't fit to be Captain America, but I'll be the best U.S. Agent there'll ever be.

(^made by @natasha-ki-mehfil)

Family: @the-little-walker (son) @oh-to-be-a-murderer (adopted gremlin) @lone-star-player (son)

//goddamn my bitchass was struggling with his intro fr 😭

I really wanted to rp him but I feel like might not understand his character well and I dont really understand military/army stuff even tho I have a group of ocs that focus on that ;_;

Mun: @sleep-deprivation-is-fun

Not a great fan of this intro tbh, but if I dont post it already, I might aswell never post it-

Also, bi John except he doesnt know-

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Hai, just here to say that I officially wont be using this blog anymore. I wont be deleting it tho cus of the memories from it. Sorry if its too sudden, but going all summer without rping just to consider coming back and seeing like 10 rp blogs makes it hard 🥲

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//cant believe i have to say this, but I'm still taking a break from rping. I havent posted anything here since 14th July to either hint or confirm that I'm back, so pls do not send asks practically screaming at/guilt tripping(?) John.

This is technically directed to 1 person, but I'm not gonna point names.

Reminder that I dont know when I'll come back, and that now I'm starting to consider deleting some blogs so coming back is easier.

[sleep-deprivation-is-fun]

Im gonna hold off rping for a while, really sorry, but I just cant. I love rping but it very quickly becomes overwhelming and thats why i end up going days without responding to anything. Especially on canon characters rp.

And as always, ik theres more simple rps but i dont want to make the ppl who i started rps w feel like im purposely ignoring them.

Also everytime i get back to rping i end up realising each and everytime that i might just not be good at it. And i mean in yhe whole -describing what the character's doing/feeling- thing. Its like suddenly all ik is to make them chuckle, smile, scratch their neck and not much else :/

Idk im rambling i think at this point while i wait to get a haircut =|

Almost forgot to say i might still rp a bit, but prob most likely on smaller blogs like Owen's

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i just custom ordered twenty of the johnling plushies. they will arrive at your location in 3-5 business days. no returns.

WHY WOULD YOU DO TAHT!??!?!?

[sentry-official]

I want at least one of them.

[usagent-notcap]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE LIKE THOSE THIBGS SO MUCH?????

[sentry-official]

Imagine just having a little John hanging around with you. Cute.

[usagent-notcap]

Im right here??? Why bother with those things when you can have the original????

[sentry-official]

You're not always there, you know?

Buuut.... Are you offering something? 🤭

[usagent-notcap]

Ok yeah, but I'm still far better than those wannabes

Im not offering shit-

[sentry-official]

How can I know that?

Yeah, okay, whatever, party pooper. You don't want them anyway and you're not exactly... Cuddly. So I'm taking at least one of them. Maybe two. Just in case.

[usagent-notcap]

You should know that.

First off, I'm not a party pooper and me being cuddly or not has nothing to do with this.

You'd really rather some soulless miniature copies of me than me?

[sentry-official]

It does have a lot of do with it, actually. If you're not cuddly, we need to seek something that is. So. Johnlings.

More the merrier:)

Also happy birthday!

[usagent-notcap]

Whatever. I can be cuddly too.

Thanks

[sentry-official]

... birthday cuddle? Or are you too cool for that?

[usagent-notcap]

.....mk

[sentry-official]

I'm in my room but I can get down to living room if you want. Or your room? Whatevers more comfortable for you.

[usagent-notcap]

It's fine, I can go to your room if you're fine with that-

[usagent-notcap]

i just custom ordered twenty of the johnling plushies. they will arrive at your location in 3-5 business days. no returns.

WHY WOULD YOU DO TAHT!??!?!?

[sentry-official]

I want at least one of them.

[usagent-notcap]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE LIKE THOSE THIBGS SO MUCH?????

[sentry-official]

Imagine just having a little John hanging around with you. Cute.

[usagent-notcap]

Im right here??? Why bother with those things when you can have the original????

[sentry-official]

You're not always there, you know?

Buuut.... Are you offering something? 🤭

[usagent-notcap]

Ok yeah, but I'm still far better than those wannabes

Im not offering shit-

[sentry-official]

How can I know that?

Yeah, okay, whatever, party pooper. You don't want them anyway and you're not exactly... Cuddly. So I'm taking at least one of them. Maybe two. Just in case.

[usagent-notcap]

You should know that.

First off, I'm not a party pooper and me being cuddly or not has nothing to do with this.

You'd really rather some soulless miniature copies of me than me?

[sentry-official]

It does have a lot of do with it, actually. If you're not cuddly, we need to seek something that is. So. Johnlings.

More the merrier:)

Also happy birthday!

[usagent-notcap]

Whatever. I can be cuddly too.

Thanks

[sentry-official]

... birthday cuddle? Or are you too cool for that?

[usagent-notcap]

.....mk

[usagent-notcap]

i just custom ordered twenty of the johnling plushies. they will arrive at your location in 3-5 business days. no returns.

WHY WOULD YOU DO TAHT!??!?!?

[sentry-official]

I want at least one of them.

[usagent-notcap]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE LIKE THOSE THIBGS SO MUCH?????

[sentry-official]

Imagine just having a little John hanging around with you. Cute.

[usagent-notcap]

Im right here??? Why bother with those things when you can have the original????

[sentry-official]

You're not always there, you know?

Buuut.... Are you offering something? 🤭

[usagent-notcap]

Ok yeah, but I'm still far better than those wannabes

Im not offering shit-

[sentry-official]

How can I know that?

Yeah, okay, whatever, party pooper. You don't want them anyway and you're not exactly... Cuddly. So I'm taking at least one of them. Maybe two. Just in case.

[usagent-notcap]

You should know that.

First off, I'm not a party pooper and me being cuddly or not has nothing to do with this.

You'd really rather some soulless miniature copies of me than me?

[sentry-official]

It does have a lot of do with it, actually. If you're not cuddly, we need to seek something that is. So. Johnlings.

More the merrier:)

Also happy birthday!

[usagent-notcap]

Whatever. I can be cuddly too.

Thanks

[usagent-notcap]

*He knocks a couple times on John’s door.*

- @lone-star-player

He drops what he's doing to answer the door "What is i- Dallas?" He seemed surprised to see his son standing there "Uh, come in." He opens the door wider, giving Dallas the choice to enter or not.

[lone-star-player]

Dallas holds up a paper fast food bag and two milkshakes. “Happy birthday.” He says sheepishly. “I couldn’t afford a cake, so I got some greasy burgers and milkshakes.”

[usagent-notcap]

"Thanks." His face softened "You didn’t have to, Dallas."

"Think I'm too old to celebrate with cake either way, so the burgers and milkshakes work just fine."

[usagent-notcap]

i just custom ordered twenty of the johnling plushies. they will arrive at your location in 3-5 business days. no returns.

WHY WOULD YOU DO TAHT!??!?!?

[dont-call-me-val]

20 doesn't sound so bad, they're tiny anyways

[usagent-notcap]

Why are you enabling this...

[dont-call-me-val]

I'm not enabling anything, it's just not that big of a problem

[usagent-notcap]

Yes it is??? Why are you fine with 20 of those things being around????

[dont-call-me-val]

John they're like 6 inch plushies, I had to help design prototypes for them. why do they freak you out so bad???

[usagent-notcap]

YOU HELPED DESIGN THEM?!? THOSE THINGS COME FROM THE DARKEST PITS OF HELL

[dont-call-me-val]

wow, they really freak you out...

[usagent-notcap]

No shit.

[dont-call-me-val]

why?...

[usagent-notcap]

Is it not obvious???

[dont-call-me-val]

it's really not

[usagent-notcap]

It's like I'm going to be replaced by those things

[dont-call-me-val]

its six inches tall and also not alive, how the hell is it gonna replace you?

[usagent-notcap]

Because people seem to love them so much???

[dont-call-me-val]

has it occurred to you why they love them so much???

[usagent-notcap]

Because they don't talk, argue or anything that makes me me??

[dont-call-me-val]

no John, because they look like you!! people buy them because they like you, and want to have a little plushie of you!!

they buy the plushie to own because they wanna have something that reminds them of you!! that's how merchandise works!?!?

[usagent-notcap]

I know how merchandise work! Whatever-

[dont-call-me-val]

well then what's this fear of being replaced by a plushie? no one can replace you, John.

[usagent-notcap]

It's stupid, forget about it.

[usagent-notcap]

i just custom ordered twenty of the johnling plushies. they will arrive at your location in 3-5 business days. no returns.

WHY WOULD YOU DO TAHT!??!?!?

[dont-call-me-val]

20 doesn't sound so bad, they're tiny anyways

[usagent-notcap]

Why are you enabling this...

[dont-call-me-val]

I'm not enabling anything, it's just not that big of a problem

[usagent-notcap]

Yes it is??? Why are you fine with 20 of those things being around????

[dont-call-me-val]

John they're like 6 inch plushies, I had to help design prototypes for them. why do they freak you out so bad???

[usagent-notcap]

YOU HELPED DESIGN THEM?!? THOSE THINGS COME FROM THE DARKEST PITS OF HELL

[dont-call-me-val]

wow, they really freak you out...

[usagent-notcap]

No shit.

[dont-call-me-val]

why?...

[usagent-notcap]

Is it not obvious???

[dont-call-me-val]

it's really not

[usagent-notcap]

It's like I'm going to be replaced by those things

[dont-call-me-val]

its six inches tall and also not alive, how the hell is it gonna replace you?

[usagent-notcap]

Because people seem to love them so much???

[dont-call-me-val]

has it occurred to you why they love them so much???

[usagent-notcap]

Because they don't talk, argue or anything that makes me me??

[dont-call-me-val]

no John, because they look like you!! people buy them because they like you, and want to have a little plushie of you!!

they buy the plushie to own because they wanna have something that reminds them of you!! that's how merchandise works!?!?

[usagent-notcap]

I know how merchandise work! Whatever-

[usagent-notcap]

i just custom ordered twenty of the johnling plushies. they will arrive at your location in 3-5 business days. no returns.

WHY WOULD YOU DO TAHT!??!?!?

[dont-call-me-val]

20 doesn't sound so bad, they're tiny anyways

[usagent-notcap]

Why are you enabling this...

[dont-call-me-val]

I'm not enabling anything, it's just not that big of a problem

[usagent-notcap]

Yes it is??? Why are you fine with 20 of those things being around????

[dont-call-me-val]

John they're like 6 inch plushies, I had to help design prototypes for them. why do they freak you out so bad???

[usagent-notcap]

YOU HELPED DESIGN THEM?!? THOSE THINGS COME FROM THE DARKEST PITS OF HELL

[dont-call-me-val]

wow, they really freak you out...

[usagent-notcap]

No shit.

[dont-call-me-val]

why?...

[usagent-notcap]

Is it not obvious???

[dont-call-me-val]

it's really not

[usagent-notcap]

It's like I'm going to be replaced by those things

[dont-call-me-val]

its six inches tall and also not alive, how the hell is it gonna replace you?

[usagent-notcap]

Because people seem to love them so much???

[dont-call-me-val]

has it occurred to you why they love them so much???

[usagent-notcap]

Because they don't talk, argue or anything that makes me me??

[usagent-notcap]

//LMAO I JUST RANDOMLY WENT TO CHECK WHAT DAY I USED FOR JOHN'S BDAY AND ITS FUCKING TODAY LMAOO (july 10)

[toni-not-dreykov-thunderbolts]

Happy birthday, Walker!

[usagent-notcap]

Thanks, Toni :)

[usagent-notcap]

i just custom ordered twenty of the johnling plushies. they will arrive at your location in 3-5 business days. no returns.

WHY WOULD YOU DO TAHT!??!?!?

[sentry-official]

I want at least one of them.

[usagent-notcap]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE LIKE THOSE THIBGS SO MUCH?????

[sentry-official]

Imagine just having a little John hanging around with you. Cute.

[usagent-notcap]

Im right here??? Why bother with those things when you can have the original????

[sentry-official]

You're not always there, you know?

Buuut.... Are you offering something? 🤭

[usagent-notcap]

Ok yeah, but I'm still far better than those wannabes

Im not offering shit-

[sentry-official]

How can I know that?

Yeah, okay, whatever, party pooper. You don't want them anyway and you're not exactly... Cuddly. So I'm taking at least one of them. Maybe two. Just in case.

[usagent-notcap]

You should know that.

First off, I'm not a party pooper and me being cuddly or not has nothing to do with this.

You'd really rather some soulless miniature copies of me than me?

[usagent-notcap]

i just custom ordered twenty of the johnling plushies. they will arrive at your location in 3-5 business days. no returns.

WHY WOULD YOU DO TAHT!??!?!?

[dont-call-me-val]

20 doesn't sound so bad, they're tiny anyways

[usagent-notcap]

Why are you enabling this...

[dont-call-me-val]

I'm not enabling anything, it's just not that big of a problem

[usagent-notcap]

Yes it is??? Why are you fine with 20 of those things being around????

[dont-call-me-val]

John they're like 6 inch plushies, I had to help design prototypes for them. why do they freak you out so bad???

[usagent-notcap]

YOU HELPED DESIGN THEM?!? THOSE THINGS COME FROM THE DARKEST PITS OF HELL

[dont-call-me-val]

wow, they really freak you out...

[usagent-notcap]

No shit.

[dont-call-me-val]

why?...

[usagent-notcap]

Is it not obvious???

[dont-call-me-val]

it's really not

[usagent-notcap]

It's like I'm going to be replaced by those things

[dont-call-me-val]

its six inches tall and also not alive, how the hell is it gonna replace you?

[usagent-notcap]

Because people seem to love them so much???

[usagent-notcap]

i just custom ordered twenty of the johnling plushies. they will arrive at your location in 3-5 business days. no returns.

WHY WOULD YOU DO TAHT!??!?!?

[dont-call-me-val]

20 doesn't sound so bad, they're tiny anyways

[usagent-notcap]

Why are you enabling this...

[dont-call-me-val]

I'm not enabling anything, it's just not that big of a problem

[usagent-notcap]

Yes it is??? Why are you fine with 20 of those things being around????

[dont-call-me-val]

John they're like 6 inch plushies, I had to help design prototypes for them. why do they freak you out so bad???

[usagent-notcap]

YOU HELPED DESIGN THEM?!? THOSE THINGS COME FROM THE DARKEST PITS OF HELL

[dont-call-me-val]

wow, they really freak you out...

[usagent-notcap]

No shit.

[dont-call-me-val]

why?...

[usagent-notcap]

Is it not obvious???

[dont-call-me-val]

it's really not

[usagent-notcap]

It's like I'm going to be replaced by those things

[usagent-notcap]

i just custom ordered twenty of the johnling plushies. they will arrive at your location in 3-5 business days. no returns.

WHY WOULD YOU DO TAHT!??!?!?

[dont-call-me-val]

20 doesn't sound so bad, they're tiny anyways

[usagent-notcap]

Why are you enabling this...

[dont-call-me-val]

I'm not enabling anything, it's just not that big of a problem

[usagent-notcap]

Yes it is??? Why are you fine with 20 of those things being around????

[dont-call-me-val]

John they're like 6 inch plushies, I had to help design prototypes for them. why do they freak you out so bad???

[usagent-notcap]

YOU HELPED DESIGN THEM?!? THOSE THINGS COME FROM THE DARKEST PITS OF HELL

[dont-call-me-val]

wow, they really freak you out...

[usagent-notcap]

No shit.

[dont-call-me-val]

why?...

[usagent-notcap]

Is it not obvious???

[usagent-notcap]

i just custom ordered twenty of the johnling plushies. they will arrive at your location in 3-5 business days. no returns.

WHY WOULD YOU DO TAHT!??!?!?

[dont-call-me-val]

20 doesn't sound so bad, they're tiny anyways

[usagent-notcap]

Why are you enabling this...

[dont-call-me-val]

I'm not enabling anything, it's just not that big of a problem

[usagent-notcap]

Yes it is??? Why are you fine with 20 of those things being around????

[dont-call-me-val]

John they're like 6 inch plushies, I had to help design prototypes for them. why do they freak you out so bad???

[usagent-notcap]

YOU HELPED DESIGN THEM?!? THOSE THINGS COME FROM THE DARKEST PITS OF HELL

[dont-call-me-val]

wow, they really freak you out...

[usagent-notcap]

No shit.