Usagi's Mess.

This is where I repost stuff and change my pics randomly and just post shit I think is interesting.

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Husband: Honey, what are you thinking? Going out and mowing the lawn isn’t good for you right now. You’re six months pregnant.

Wife: What? The doctor told me to push!

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Me: *Runs into a random store. Let’s go with Walmart*

Best friend: Oh, hey. Look. They have pocky for sale.

Me: OHMAHGAH *Runs around in place while flailing arms*

Best friend: Why do I know you...?

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Momo:Did you listen to my aesthetic teaching at all!?

Me:No, Momo. I was out dumpster diving.

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This. This is just great. Food Wars always makes me laugh.

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New friend: H-hello, I’m-

Me: HI I’M KUMO BE MY FRIEND I HAVE FOOD.

New friend: U-um... s-sure...-

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have another one for the sacrifice!

Best friend: >.> You’re freaking your new friend out.

New friend: YOU LIVED...!?

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The Signs as birb memes

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius: 

Capricorn:

Aquarius: 

Pisces:

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@handsomepeacock

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You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

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I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

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Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

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Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

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THIS WORKS!!

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🤔 Gonna see if this works...

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Me: *Goes to a classthat I actually need a textbook for*

Also me: *Internally screaming in terror because I forgot said textbook at home*

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Me: *Doing work*

Close friend: You want me to get you a drink?

Me: Nah man, I’m good.

Me five minutes later: Hey, can we go get a drink?

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Me: *At school, in a free period right in the morning* Alrighty! Let’s get this work done!

Me a half hour later: *On my phone/ipod/technical device* I really should get my work done.

Me when the free period ends and I have class: Woooooo! Let’s work! *Sleeps*

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Me: Heck, I have school tomorrow and I need to get an assignment done!

Also me: *Five minutes later, playing video games*

Literally everyone else: *Getting work done*

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A story that I’m writing with a friend. I hope you enjoy it!

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TO ALL LOVE NIKKI DRESS UP QUEEN PLAYERS!

https://discord.gg/8Psnx4b If you like playing Love Nikki Dress Up Queen, then this is the place to be! We offer contest support, memes, laughter, beautiful designs and much more!

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Obtained in 4 hours of opening a new account

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Nice!

[handsomepeacock]

Since a few of you expressed interest in seeing what I’ve been working on >:3c here are the banners for like every verse I’ve created for Peacock (I’m still working on the banners, I got like a million to do)

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I love this! This is amazing!

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And with these three Peacock!Jack headers finished I can finally move on to Scorpion!Jack headers

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I love it! Thank you!