If you are participating in the #skulloweenbash feel free to reblog and send these to anyone else you know who is participating!
“There’s no way this old mansion isn’t haunted…”
“Come on, I want to trick-or-treat around Po Town before things get too crazy!”
“Do you think I look stupid for not wearing a costume?”
“Do you think I look stupid in this costume?”
“You call that scary? Oh, please…”
“If I die tonight, it will be from sugar, alcohol, or both. I think that’s a good way to go.”
“There’s so much candy and birthday cake… I’m going to make myself sick tonight.”
“Don’t touch the candy, I heard it’s actually drugs!”
“Vodka gummy Wurmple almost taste better than regular gummy Wurmple…”
“How many little kids do you think will be disappointed for Halloween because Skull stole so much of this candy?”
“Nice costume! It’s a costume you’re wearing, right?”
“The scariest thing about tonight is how close that chandelier looks to falling.”
“I’m expecting something crazy scary to be staged later… I feel like that’s the kind of trick Team Skull would pull.”
“This looks like a treat… but maybe it was a trick, and Team Skull’s going to try to steal all our Pokemon!”
“The storm outside is starting to scare me…”
“If any spooky sounds happen here, at least the music is too loud to hear it.”
“Are any of your Pokemon in costume? Can you show me?”
“Looks like the birthday boy’s already getting wasted.”
“I know we didn’t have to bring the Boss a gift, but I kind of feel bad for not…”
GENERAL SKULL BASH STARTERS:
These starters are being reused from previous Skull Bashes, relating to the usual Team Skull house party shenanigans.
“Team Skull sure knows how to party!”
“I’m so glad I found you. This party’s insane!”
“I bet I can drink more _____ than you can!”
“That music gives me a headache…”
“The Skull grunts hogging the aux cord said my song request was too lame…”
“I can’t wait to make some mistakes!”
“For once, please don’t do anything too stupid tonight.”
“This place reeks… Wanna come outside with me?”
“Join me outside for a battle? Who cares if it’s raining!”
“I don’t know why I came. This is too crazy for me.”
“Come check out the game room with me. I bet I can beat you at [insert game here].”
“Apparently I suck at video games when I’m drunk…”
“It’s sad I probably won’t remember any of this tomorrow!”
“Hey, you should go talk to _____. I think they’re your type.”
“Can I get you another drink?”
“I think you’ve had enough.”
“I got here kind of late… Did I miss anything?”
[incoherent drunken babbling]
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