The Dragon Master

Lance Wataru, Dragon Master of Indigo Plateau [Independent Roleplay for Lance of Pokémon]

[dragonmasterlance]

“I’d get a stool for him. Every Lance should get to punch that guy.” He already did.

It was quite satisfying.

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sterlingsilverchampion‌:

dragonmasterlance started following you

Aggron gazes at the familiar dragon tamer. Ah yes, he remembers him alright. He and his own trainer going on adventures when they are suppose to be doing their normal everyday human things. 

Regardless, the iron monster puffs his chest out, staring at Lance RIGHT in the eyes. That’s right Lance, he wants you to give him a good ol’ chest bump! 

Well, this was unexpected. He was familiar with the Aggron of course, wasn’t he Steven’s? The rock fanatic must be in the area, but why was his pokemon posturing at him like that? Was he expecting Lance to hug him like Steven did? He wasn’t that familiar with the Aggron...

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Halloween is in a few days, and he is ready to pelt kids with candy- AGAIN. //ARC I MISS U AAA

“Using a slingshot to give children candy is still a bad idea no matter how satisfying it would be. Stick to throwing it by hand from the window.”

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heartbxnd‌:

“They are kids Lance, they will survive.”

“I wonder if this is another reason why we don’t have kids.”

“Our hypothetical kids would eat all the candy and you would have no ammunition. Then we’d be dealing with hyper children on a sugar rush. Not to mention the kids would want to actually participate in Halloween...”

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heartbxnd‌:

“But you still won’t let me pelt the kids Lance.”

“Kids don’t deserve getting hard candy pelted at them.”

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"...Well that's one way to shoo him away Lance..." He can't believe he just witnessed that.

“I’m blaming this on your influence.”

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“Hm. Morty was right, pelting annoyances with candy is fun.”

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wxtaru‌:

“No one would believe in the words that come out of a monster’s mouth.”

“It is simple really. I am surprised you don’t seem to see that, seeing who you are married to.”

“...”

Lance just pulls a bag of candy out of nowhere and starts pelting him piece by piece. Maybe some sweetness will actually stick to the guy for once.

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wxtaru‌:

“Oh I don’’t know, could it be because everytime we run into each other. You are always snooping around where you weren’t supposed to?”

“Oh be glad that they make it there in the first place, they get to enjoy their last few hours of freedom before being thrown into their jail cell.”

“This is actually new to me comming from you.”

“I don’t snoop. I investigate.”

“You know, I am quite surprised you haven’t managed a negligent manslaughter charge yet with your callous attitude. You must be lucky somehow.”

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wxtaru‌:

“Oh no by all means, you can clearly do a better job about this than I ever could.”

“Don’t you have a spouse to go back to?”

“Why must you always be so confrontational? I didn’t say I was doing better. I was commenting on the fact most of the criminals I encounter do not end up in the hospital.“

He’s ignoring the last statement, getting into a fistfight again over relationship opinions wasn’t dignified, no matter how satisfying it would be.

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“He follows the law and upholds it, but his execution needs serious work.”

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Swollen Morty is here to pick his husband up bridal style. AND VERY EASILY. (M!A on) :3c

There may or may not have been a surprised squeak from Lance as he was suddenly in Morty’s arms. He’ll deny that he made such a sound.

“Morty!” he awkwardly shifts around, Morty being strong enough to lift him up or not, he was still short and Lance was tall. “Put me down!”

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heartbxnd‌:

“Is this karma?”

“What do you mea------”

“... ... ...???”

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heartbxnd‌:

“Glad to hear I won’t have to repeat myself.”

The yokai wanted so badly get rid of it from his partner’s neck, use his sharp claws to do so. He could- but that would mean losing his warm and comfortable spot on the bakaneko.

Matsuba seemed to not share the playfulness that Lance did, the ears twitched there is a pout on his face and the tails kept swishing. The blond looked away from the collar, in order to give some proper attention to his lover.

“I could bite on your neck…Sink my claws into you right now…”

Matsuba said in a playful manner, as he trailed a finger over the other’s neck. Then it came like a whisper.

“…I’ve missed you…Scaring the life out of those humans wasn’t the same without you around love…”

Lance shivers at the thought of Matsuba biting him as much as from the finger touching lightly on his neck. He knows that’s no idle threat. If he didn’t have his supernatural healing he’d be riddled with scars by now... Though Lance did give as good as he got. They didn’t always get along due to their natures.

“I missed you too.” He shifts a bit, his own tail curling around the nekomatas’. “You could leave the humans alone. Not all of them are bad. Save the spite for the ones who truly deserve it.” There was a slight hiss at the thought of cruel humans who enjoyed the suffering of others. 

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Morty tugs on Lance's collar, the nekomata seems to be quite annoyed by the other's presence. As evident by the way his tails flick. "This collar looks silly on you..." He says, while resting on his beloved bakaneko.

“Cut that out.” Despite his words, the tone was playful. “I think it looks nice on me. You just don’t like it because it’s made by a human.”

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Dark Core Personality Test

This makes you 22.89% Lighter than the average person.

“Good.”