âIâd get a stool for him. Every Lance should get to punch that guy.â He already did.
It was quite satisfying.

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@dragonmasterlance
âIâd get a stool for him. Every Lance should get to punch that guy.â He already did.
It was quite satisfying.
sterlingsilverchampionâ:
dragonmasterlance started following you
Aggron gazes at the familiar dragon tamer. Ah yes, he remembers him alright. He and his own trainer going on adventures when they are suppose to be doing their normal everyday human things.Â
Regardless, the iron monster puffs his chest out, staring at Lance RIGHT in the eyes. Thatâs right Lance, he wants you to give him a good olâ chest bump!Â
Well, this was unexpected. He was familiar with the Aggron of course, wasnât he Stevenâs? The rock fanatic must be in the area, but why was his pokemon posturing at him like that? Was he expecting Lance to hug him like Steven did? He wasnât that familiar with the Aggron...
Halloween is in a few days, and he is ready to pelt kids with candy- AGAIN. //ARC I MISS U AAA
âUsing a slingshot to give children candy is still a bad idea no matter how satisfying it would be. Stick to throwing it by hand from the window.â
heartbxndâ:
âThey are kids Lance, they will survive.â
âI wonder if this is another reason why we donât have kids.â
âOur hypothetical kids would eat all the candy and you would have no ammunition. Then weâd be dealing with hyper children on a sugar rush. Not to mention the kids would want to actually participate in Halloween...â
heartbxndâ:
âBut you still wonât let me pelt the kids Lance.â
âKids donât deserve getting hard candy pelted at them.â
"...Well that's one way to shoo him away Lance..." He can't believe he just witnessed that.
âIâm blaming this on your influence.â
âHm. Morty was right, pelting annoyances with candy is fun.â
wxtaruâ:
âNo one would believe in the words that come out of a monsterâs mouth.â
âIt is simple really. I am surprised you donât seem to see that, seeing who you are married to.â
â...â
Lance just pulls a bag of candy out of nowhere and starts pelting him piece by piece. Maybe some sweetness will actually stick to the guy for once.
wxtaruâ:
âOh I donâât know, could it be because everytime we run into each other. You are always snooping around where you werenât supposed to?â
âOh be glad that they make it there in the first place, they get to enjoy their last few hours of freedom before being thrown into their jail cell.â
âThis is actually new to me comming from you.â
âI donât snoop. I investigate.â
âYou know, I am quite surprised you havenât managed a negligent manslaughter charge yet with your callous attitude. You must be lucky somehow.â
wxtaruâ:
âOh no by all means, you can clearly do a better job about this than I ever could.â
âDonât you have a spouse to go back to?â
âWhy must you always be so confrontational? I didnât say I was doing better. I was commenting on the fact most of the criminals I encounter do not end up in the hospital.â
Heâs ignoring the last statement, getting into a fistfight again over relationship opinions wasnât dignified, no matter how satisfying it would be.
âHe follows the law and upholds it, but his execution needs serious work.â
Swollen Morty is here to pick his husband up bridal style. AND VERY EASILY. (M!A on) :3c
There may or may not have been a surprised squeak from Lance as he was suddenly in Mortyâs arms. Heâll deny that he made such a sound.
âMorty!â he awkwardly shifts around, Morty being strong enough to lift him up or not, he was still short and Lance was tall. âPut me down!â
heartbxndâ:
âIs this karma?â
âWhat do you mea------â
â... ... ...???â
heartbxndâ:
âGlad to hear I wonât have to repeat myself.â
The yokai wanted so badly get rid of it from his partnerâs neck, use his sharp claws to do so. He could- but that would mean losing his warm and comfortable spot on the bakaneko.
Matsuba seemed to not share the playfulness that Lance did, the ears twitched there is a pout on his face and the tails kept swishing. The blond looked away from the collar, in order to give some proper attention to his lover.
âI could bite on your neckâŠSink my claws into you right nowâŠâ
Matsuba said in a playful manner, as he trailed a finger over the otherâs neck. Then it came like a whisper.
ââŠIâve missed youâŠScaring the life out of those humans wasnât the same without you around loveâŠâ
Lance shivers at the thought of Matsuba biting him as much as from the finger touching lightly on his neck. He knows thatâs no idle threat. If he didnât have his supernatural healing heâd be riddled with scars by now... Though Lance did give as good as he got. They didnât always get along due to their natures.
âI missed you too.â He shifts a bit, his own tail curling around the nekomatasâ. âYou could leave the humans alone. Not all of them are bad. Save the spite for the ones who truly deserve it.â There was a slight hiss at the thought of cruel humans who enjoyed the suffering of others.Â
Morty tugs on Lance's collar, the nekomata seems to be quite annoyed by the other's presence. As evident by the way his tails flick. "This collar looks silly on you..." He says, while resting on his beloved bakaneko.
âCut that out.â Despite his words, the tone was playful. âI think it looks nice on me. You just donât like it because itâs made by a human.â
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