Lucky Friendship

Hey my name is Naegi Makoto! I really HOPE we can be friends! A Crack RP Blog

[uselessswaggienaegi]

i'm sorry

[uselessswaggienaegi]

i miss u naegi-kun

I’m sorry..

[thickwhitestuffing]

That is what I’m saying! Looks like someone commited a murder right under my nose! … I’m so proud…

[uselessswaggienaegi]

"W-Wait?! In my bathroom?! AGAIN?!?!? This must be a sick joke of yours, Monobear!!!"

[ask-marley-mays-deactivated2015]

"That’s REALLY n♈ce! DO your FR♈ENDS say THAT too?"

[uselessswaggienaegi]

"Some of them would, I think. Though, not all of them would agree with me."

[detectivephiliac]

Investigate…? But you usually don’t like doing that kind of thing…

It should be something you enjoy. Don’t worry about what I think - you pick something…

[uselessswaggienaegi]

"Well um... I guess... we can watch some television? You know I'm boring, Kirigiri-san."

[superduperhighschool-highroller]

"I HAVEN’T TRIED T0 D0 THAT. I GUESS WE CAN, IF Y0U WANT."

[uselessswaggienaegi]

"Alright! Do you have a type of card game you'd like to play? Or should I just pick one?"

[detectivephiliac]

Thank you Naegi-kun! You’re a really great person, you know?

Alright! As thanks, we can do something cool together! Is there anything you’d like to do, Naegi-kun?

[uselessswaggienaegi]

"Well... I guess we could go investigate something if you'd like."

[superduperhighschool-highroller]

"THERE’S N0T MUCH I CAN D0. MY ACTI0NS ARE VERY LIMITED LIKE THIS."

[uselessswaggienaegi]

"Huh.. really? ...Can you still play, say, a card game? We could do that if you can."

[detectivephiliac]

…Maaaybe. But only if you’re sure you don’t and won’t want it…

[uselessswaggienaegi]

"Yes, I'm sure. You're free to take it, Kirigiri-san."

[thickwhitestuffing]

Wait… so that wasn’t yours? That’s why I thought you were a cannibal!

[uselessswaggienaegi]

"..No it wasn't. Wait."

"Are you saying... you didn't put it there?"

[uselessswaggienaegi]

uh I'd like to take this time and promote my Raidou Kuzunoha blog

So follow if you'd like.

[detectivephiliac]

Eh? That’s a weird question Naegi-kun. I mean… it was given to you… And it seemed like you were maybe going to do something with it.

[uselessswaggienaegi]

"Well.. it looked like you really wanted it. I was just going to put it in my room and that would have been the end of it. So.. do you want it?"

[ask-marley-mays-deactivated2015]

"He W♈LL… And ♈’LL be HAPPY! Baa! 83 NOW how WAS your SCHOOL?"

[uselessswaggienaegi]

"Um.. it was alright. We didn't do too much today but nothing bad happened. I'd say it was a good day."

[superduperhighschool-highroller]

"IF Y0U REALLY WANT T0 DEAL WITH ME LIKE THIS… I D0N’T REALLY HAVE MUCH ELSE T0 D0. WHY N0T?"

[uselessswaggienaegi]

"No of course I don't mind! I think robots are pretty cool..! Is there anything you'd like to do, Celestia?"

[thickwhitestuffing]

It’s a joke, Naegi-kun! I would never strip the flesh from Maizono-san’s body! She’s still around here somewhere, all in one piece!

[uselessswaggienaegi]

"She... She better be!!" Naegi sighed as he felt a small sense a relief.

"Seriously though. Why the skeleton?"

[detectivephiliac]

*She takes it a bit too quickly and her face instantly brightens.*

Oh wow, they got all the little details right! Ah, hey, if you look at it from the right angle, a normal person might mistake it for a real zombie…!

*Kyouko laughs to herself before clearing her throat and putting on a serious face.*

Well, it seems to be in decent condition… It hasn’t been noticeably tampered with… No strange markings…

*After a moment longer, she (a bit reluctantly) hands it back to Naegi.*

I have deducted that this super cool zombie cut-out is in fact, merely a safe cut-out! Yep, hahaha…!

[uselessswaggienaegi]

"...." Naegi silently ponders for a bit.

"Do you want the zombie, Kirigiri-san."

[superduperhighschool-highroller]

"AN0NS. THIS ISN’T THE W0RST THEY’VE D0NE, TH0UGH. I’M SURE I CAN LIVE THR0UGH IT UNTIL T0M0RR0W."

[uselessswaggienaegi]

"Oh.. those guys. ..Well want to spend some time for a bit? Or does being a robot get in the way.."