yes hello

fuck you

[mellifexfarm]

taken literally 1 minute apart

[pularia]

Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.

[devoutdean]

Me: feels a cool breeze*

Mood: 👻💀🎃🕸🍂🍁🧡☕️

[cinniharpy]

Me: I gotta go to the bathroom

Every animal in the house:

[sjwkira-deactivated20181105]

[sjwkira-deactivated20181105]

[loupalarro]

“Minecraft is a bad game!”

Oh yeah, then explain THIS.

[mega-taiga]

[gendice]

i’m gonna get good at art, get a girlfriend, and fight god

[gendice]

[bileshroom]

YouTube: recommends me shitty cringe videos

Me:

[gabrielmorrison]

Mentally ill? Nah I’m mentally SICK my brain does cool kick flips while wearing shades and I cry a lot

[theweirdwideweb]

[parakeet]

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

[vibinwitch]

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

[dearharts]

I caught the blep.

[therealxtina]

[topmemesdeluxe]

If spongebob is a top then the fuck he got all those holes for

EXCUSE ME?

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

friendly reminder that he

[gaywitchybitch]

he what

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

he

[dolorexx]

I don’t want to fight anymore, mom. I’m tired. I’m so tired.

[cptsdofficial]

me resisting the urge to ask people if they still like me

[cptsdofficial]

me isolating myself instead of talking to the people i care about because i’m afraid they hate me

[paperstorm]

Some of my favourite responses to this monumentally stupid headline:

[paperstorm]

Bonus because this one made me laugh actually out loud