lions the size of transit vans...

hello, i'm Emily, and this is where i reblog nice things.

[majestic-kestrel]

ghosts + text posts again

[opttwoodrow]

[beardedmrbean]

[unfriendlymoth]

[dualcasterjay]

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

[teaandtoastandthyme]

that is a spice-organizer-being-used-a-staircase level of small

[gothboigucci]

[injuries-in-dust]

Watch to the end...

The joy when he did it!

[nofilter-cory]

Cat

[mollybeenoel]

“What’s the most impressive and stressful thing you’ve seen?”

Me:

Source

[theriu]

That looks SO dangerous but I am SO impressed and UTTERLY charmed and FULL of childlike wonder

[marithlizard]

! This is how Nutt lit the chandelier in the Discworld book _Unseen Academicals_! I never thought to see it as a real thing on video. Never mind performed on a TREE without the whole thing catching fire. Wizardry without magic, as it were.

[anxietyproblem]

[oldinterneticons]

[memories-of-ancients]

Glass female urinal, Europe, 18th century

from The Science Museum Group, UK

[18thcenturythirsttrap]

I'm just editing my earlier reblog, because I had to go and look this thing up (I reblogged earlier in haste, not wanting to lose the post). And here's the explanatory blurb about it:

(Source here).

It seems the Science Museum group holds quite a few examples of urinals and bourdalous, and I can certainly see why on a long journey they'd be a godsend. Most of them, though, are just flask or boat-shaped receptacles for the wee. However, penis-shaped she-wees were obviously 'a thing', since the Group has another ceramic one in its collection which not only has balls (albeit less stanced than the balls on the she-wee above), but a happy little face front and back with pubey hair and beard - though sadly, there's no info about where or when it was made:

(Source here)

Absolutely delighted with both objects. 10/10, no notes.

@official-penis-posts I think you'll enjoy these, too.

[faunlord]

The thing that really sucks but everyone is too scared to talk about is that fumbling to plug your phone charger in doesn’t even scratch your phone

[crabaccountant201]

His wrath….disgusts me

BUT HIS DETERMINATION AND SPIRIT BLESSES ME

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

The dogs were named LUNCH and BOX

[depsidase]

[paxamericana]

[kosmogrl]

you’ll be fine. you made it out of impossible situations before and you will do it again

[kosmogrl]

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? YOU WILL DO IT AGAIN.

[vintage-tigre]