Svetlana Del Rey

Evan/21/lov my cat

[bernard-jackson]

[disappointment3265]

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

Me: Tom Cruise I picked up more plain steamed fish for you to eat for every meal because of your pathologies

Tom Cruise: thank you so much. By the way I feel that we have been through enough together - you doing a Misery on me and breaking both my legs, etc - that you can just call me Tom

Me: Thank you for saying that Tom Cruise

[rylandsgrace]

Not something. Someone. You made someone.

Frankenstein (2025) // Interview With the Vampire (2022 -)

[silly-little-pal]

[homoquartz]

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

[piratedgender]

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Sittings

[dogpuppy]

[teaboot]

”Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Do people energize you or drain you? Would you rather be at a party or a library?” Stop subscribing me to binaries. Social interaction is invigorating and makes my life better and I’m exhausted the whole time.

[teaboot]

Please invite me to the function. I’ll be all tsundere about it

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

[circusheart]

Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass

[matter-for-mass]

[youcanstillwhistle]

[roseworth]

thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

[myfavoritedemons]

[ask-crammaster-ham]

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 12th of september, 2017.

[joeyclaire]

happy birthday thomas jefferson miku binder

[tenporcupines]

A little “where are they now” for OP btw

[bluemoonscape]

episode 8

[homosexualslug]

she's the most doomed character of all time but she's so funny about it

[theparadigmshifts]

yeah i trust her. she's framed really normal and trustworthy here. don't worry about it

[divorce-enjoyer]

severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real

[sbeana]

coping by drawing them being fun and awesome and normal and silly

[ferigrievance]

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

[totally-a-wizard]

Christians with the Eucharist.

[ferigrievance]

this is the funniest fucking reply ive gotten on this post everyone go home

[gallusrostromegalus]

Pointing out a crucifix to my Christian friend: "Hey, is that your Blorbo from the bible?"