Sooo, as the request of @eggpawn-mk1, here is...
☆ SUPER PUNCH-OUT!!! CHARACTERS AS PARENTS ☆
• Says “Yay!!” every time his kid does something microscopic.
• Very emotional father. Cries at graduations, school plays, dentist appointments, EVERYTHING.
• Keeps every drawing his child ever made.
• Accidentally overprotective because he worries constantly.
• Type of dad to proudly carry the baby bag himself.
• Gives genuinely amazing hugs.
• Peak dad energy, he was iterally built for fatherhood.
• Makes gigantic breakfasts on weekends.
• Lets the kids climb all over him like a jungle gym.
• Talks to babies in a completely serious tone:
“You are small now. One day you will know taxes.”
• Probably smells like pancakes, wood, and winter jackets.
• The safest person to nap on in human history.
• Strict but deeply caring.
• Wants his kids to be disciplined, respectful, and independent.
• Secretly gets extremely soft when they fall asleep on him.
• Teaches them stretches before they can even walk properly.
• If his child says “I can’t do it,” he immediately turns into motivational master mode.
• Family photos with him are all weirdly majestic.
• Loudest dad at every school event.
• Will dramatically pretend to lose wrestling matches against his children.
• Raises theater kids without realizing it.
• Lets them stay up too late watching movies and eating snacks.
• His kids absolutely inherit his dramatic personality.
• Uses blanket capes. Constantly.
• Catastrophic father but in a strangely lovable way.
• Teaches children things they should NEVER know.
• "Dad said I can jump off the shed.”
• Somehow the kids survive because he has absurd reflexes.
• Becomes terrifyingly protective if anyone hurts his child emotionally.
• Definitely the type to act annoyed when his kid wants affection… then secretly melt immediately.
• His child either becomes equally dramatic or the most exhausted person alive.
• Uses matching skincare routines with his teenager.
• “Presentation matters.”
• Would absolutely refer to his baby as “beautiful genetics.”
• Surprisingly attentive father though. Notices tiny emotional changes instantly.
• Cannot handle sticky hands. At all.
• Mysterious but gentle father.
• Accidentally scares other parents.
• His child thinks he’s the coolest human alive.
• Teaches quiet hobbies like calligraphy, nighttime walks, stargazing.
• Speaks softly when comforting his kids.
• The house is weirdly peaceful all the time.
• Either the funniest dad alive or a public safety concern.
• Teaches kids magic tricks and prank techniques.
• Birthday parties go INSANE.
• Has absolutely no sense of “appropriate volume.”
• Gets emotional when his children laugh really hard.
• Gives chaotic uncle energy even as a father.
9. Rick and Nick Bruiser 👊
• TERRIFYING duo of fathers.
• Rick is the stricter one.
• Nick acts cooler but is secretly softer.
• Their kids grow up insanely competitive by accident.
• Family game nights become military operations.
• But honestly? Their children would never doubt they’re loved.
• Both become absurdly protective in quiet, serious ways instead of emotional speeches.
• Ancient wisdom grandfather-type dad.
• Teaches life lessons through bizarre metaphors.
• Child asks for juice and receives a philosophical speech.
• Makes handmade gifts instead of buying things.
• Probably his kid and he would be like the duo of Daniel Larusso and Mr Miyagi, or like Dre and Mr Han (from Karate Kid)
• Extremely hardworking father.
• Teaches responsibility early.
• Very “I’m proud of you” but through actions instead of words.
• Fixes things around the house while the child follows him everywhere.
• Gets competitive over tiny games.
• Quietly emotional when his kid reaches milestones.
• INTENSE father. Like… terrifying voice across the house:
• But he’s also insanely devoted to his family.
• Wants his kids to be strong, confident, and able to defend themselves.
• Accidentally scares tiny children without meaning to.
• Carries sleeping kids around SO carefully though
• Gets emotional if his child runs to him after getting hurt.
• Surprisingly quiet father.
• Not very verbally affectionate, but ALWAYS present.
• The type to silently show up at every important event without announcing it.
• Terrifying if someone threatens or bullies his child.
• Gives “walk home in silence after school but somehow it’s comforting” energy.
• Kids definitely climb onto him while he’s sitting and he just accepts it.
• Divorced dad energy. Even if he’s not divorced.
• Tries VERY hard to be the “cool dad.”
• Shows up in sunglasses to school pickup.
• Lets the kids eat junk food when the other parent said no.
• Brags about his children constantly.
• “That’s MY kid right there.”
• Loud Italian dad stereotype turned up to 100
• Talks with his hands so much the kids learn expressions before words.
• Family dinners are SACRED. Missing dinner is basically a crime.
“Eat, eat! You are too skinny!"
• Takes his children’s side in arguments immediately… until guests leave, then the lecture begins.
• Surprisingly emotional father.
