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From Team Takei. Only repost if you get it!Â
I would like Facebook to change the event invites to the following:
ARE YOU GOING?
Yes / Bitch I might Be / No
I sat in the student commons across the white round table and tried not to grimace as the girl I was dating recited to me part of her seemingly endless list of my personal flaws. Every negative comment I made about a teacher or rule was discontentment. Every tiredness I felt showed sloth. My attitude was severely lacking. It stung but I sat and listened and took it all to heart because I loved her as only a guileless fundy freshman can. She was helping me to be a better person. She only cut me down because she cared. Finally her words slowed and I asked:
âIf all those things are true then why do you still care about me at all?â
She didnât skip a beat. âI love the potential of what you could be.â
And that, my friends, is the truest picture of love in fundamentalism.
Fundy love does not cover a multitude of sins. It flogs the sinner and then tells them that their pain is what true love feels like.
Fundy love is not unfailing. It comes with costly conditions and the ever-present threat of being ripped away.
Fundy love does not hope or believe the best. It schemes to manipulate others into being better.
You play like you practice.
"You Play Like You Practice"
(via SheldonÂŽ Comic Strip: Daily Webcomic by Dave Kellett)
âThey told me the big black Labâs name was Reggie, as I looked at him lying in his pen. The shelter was clean, no-kill, and the people really friendly. Iâd only been in the area for six months, but everywhere I went in the small college town, people were welcoming and open. Everyone waves when you pass them on the street.
But something was still missing as I attempted to settle in to my new life here, and I thought a dog couldnât hurt. Give me someone to talk to. And I had just seen Reggieâs advertisement on the local news. The shelter said they had received numerous calls right after, but they said the people who had come down to see him just didnât look like âLab people,â whatever that meant. They mustâve thought I did. But at first, I thought the shelter had misjudged me in giving me Reggie and his things, which consisted of a dog pad, bag of toys almost all of which were brand new tennis balls, his dishes and a sealed letter from his previous owner. See, Reggie and I didnât really hit it off when we got home. We struggled for two weeks (which is how long the shelter told me to give him to adjust to his new home). Maybe it was the fact that I was trying to adjust, too. Maybe we were too much alike. I saw the sealed envelope. I had completely forgotten about that. âOkay, Reggie,â I said out loud, âletâs see if your previous owner has any advice.â ____________ _________ _________ _________ To Whomever Gets My Dog: Well, I canât say that Iâm happy youâre reading this, a letter I told the shelter could only be opened by Reggieâs new owner. Iâm not even happy writing it. He knew something was different. So let me tell you about my Lab in the hopes that it will help you bond with him and he with you. First, he loves tennis balls. The more the merrier. Sometimes I think heâs part squirrel, the way he hoards them. He usually always has two in his mouth, and he tries to get a third in there. Hasnât done it yet. Doesnât matter where you throw them, heâll bound after them, so be careful. Donât do it by any roads. Next, commands. Reggie knows the obvious ones â-âsit,â âstay,â âcome,â âheel.â He knows hand signals, too: He knows âballâ and âfoodâ and âboneâ and âtreatâ like nobodyâs business. Feeding schedule: twice a day, regular store-bought stuff; the shelter has the brand. Heâs up on his shots. Be forewarned: Reggie hates the vet. Good luck getting him in the car. I donât know how he knows when itâs time to go to the vet, but he knows. Finally, give him some time. Itâs only been Reggie and me for his whole life. Heâs gone everywhere with me, so please include him on your daily car rides if you can. He sits well in the backseat, and he doesnât bark or complain. He just loves to be around people, and me most especially. And thatâs why I need to share one more bit of info with youâŚHis nameâs not Reggie. Heâs a smart dog, heâll get used to it and will respond to it, of that I have no doubt. But I just couldnât bear to give them his real name. But if someone is reading this ⌠well it means that his new owner should know his real name. His real name is âTank.â Because, that is what I drive. I told the shelter that they couldnât make âReggieâ available for adoption until they received word from my company commander. You see, my parents are gone, I have no siblings, no one I couldâve left Tank with .. and it was my only real request of the Army upon my deployment to Iraq, that they make one phone call to the shelter ⌠in the âeventâ ⌠to tell them that Tank could be put up for adoption. Luckily, my CO is a dog-guy, too, and he knew where my platoon was headed. He said heâd do it personally. And if youâre reading this, then he made good on his word. Tank has been my family for the last six years, almost as long as the Army has been my family. And now I hope and pray that you make him part of your family, too, and that he will adjust and come to love you the same way he loved me. If I have to give up Tank to keep those terrible people from coming to the US I am glad to have done so. He is my example of service and of love. I hope I honored him by my service to my country and comrades. All right, thatâs enough. I deploy this evening and have to drop this letter off at the shelter. Maybe Iâll peek in on him and see if he finally got that third tennis ball in his mouth. Good luck with Tank. Give him a good home, and give him an extra kiss goodnight - every night - from me. Thank you, Paul Mallory ____________ _________ _________ _______ I folded the letter and slipped it back in the envelope. Sure, I had heard of Paul Mallory, everyone in town knew him, even new people like me. Local kid, killed in Iraq a few months ago and posthumously earning the Silver Star when he gave his life to save three buddies. Flags had been at half-mast all summer. I leaned forward in my chair and rested my elbows on my knees, staring at the dog. âHey, Tank,â I said quietly. The dogâs head whipped up, his ears cocked and his eyes bright. âCâmere boy.â He was instantly on his feet, his nails clicking on the hardwood floor. He sat in front of me, his head tilted, searching for the name he hadnât heard in months. âTank,â I whispered. His tail swished. I kept whispering his name, over and over, and each time, his ears lowered, his eyes softened, and his posture relaxed as a wave of contentment just seemed to flood him. I stroked his ears, rubbed his shoulders, buried my face into his scruff and hugged him. âItâs me now, Tank, just you and me. Your old pal gave you to me.â Tank reached up and licked my cheek. âSo whatdaya say we play some ball?â His ears perked again. âYeah? Ball? You like that? Ball?â Tank tore from my hands and disappeared into the next room. And when he came back, he had three tennis balls in his mouth.â
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