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Nation Shocked As Candidate With Nazi Tattoo Turns Out To Be Total Scumbag

Politics·Jun 1, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. — One of the country's most heavily scrutinized Senate races was thrown into chaos over the weekend, as the nation was shocked to learn that a candidate with a Nazi tattoo turned out to be a total scumbag.

Graham Platner, Democratic candidate for a U.S. Senate seat in the state of Maine and bearer of a now-infamous Nazi tattoo, surprised voters when a new scandal involving alleged lewd text messages made them think he might not be such a good guy after all.

"We never would've guessed," said Brent Hargrove, a Maine voter. "He seemed like such a nice man. If you had told me a couple of weeks ago that the guy who has a Nazi Totenkopf tattoo on his chest would turn out to be such a reprehensible human being, I wouldn't have believed you."

Other Maine residents agreed that they were caught off guard by allegations that a man who voluntarily tattooed a Nazi symbol on his chest could end up being such a bad person. "I wish there had been clues," said Sarah Jenkins of Bangor. "I, for one, was completely shocked to find out that the candidate who previously posted online that he hated police, labeled himself a communist, advocated for political violence, and got an SS tattoo was such a slime ball. Who knew?"

At publishing time, Maine voters were further dismayed by the discovery that Platner, who spewed hateful and violent rhetoric online for years, may not have been honest with them during the campaign.

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"The warm embrace of collectivism" said Mamdani. What he meant was the warm embrace of tyranny. And graft via money laundering NGOs.

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[webecountryfolk]

Yeah, it speaks whole libraries of volumes that New York governor threatened and insulted the business people, corporations, and wealthy people and told them they weren't welcome in New York if they wouldn't get on board with her (and Democrats') Socialist policies and exorbitant taxes. Then when they departed, taking their jobs and billions with them, she begging them to come back--NOT because she will reduce taxes or create a better climate for them and their businesses, but because she needs their people for House seats and Electoral College votes and their money to support the policies they fked from in the first place!!!

And idiots not even as smart as her are running their government and want to run national politics, and to large extent, they already are.

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That's also why Dems want illegals and fund riots to stop ICE. More seats and electoral votes. And a bonus, illegals voting (don't check ID! don't question 500 people living at one derelict address or a nameless nonexistent pit stop.)

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TAXATION IS THEFT

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CA and Newscum passing a law to outlaw and imprison investigative reporting like Nick Shirley's. Totally unconstitutional but that never stopped them from trying.

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Always have been, always will be. Spineless republicans are just as bad.

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