Cookie With a Knife

If I Ever Counted The Reasons I Need You, I'd discover numbers beyond our knowledge.

[pocmemes]

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Wii Dance Challenge 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[phatwitchpussy-deactivated20180]

If anybody needs me I’m up here

[whatevernatureis]

my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…

also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….

[ffdsfdfs]

Beyoncé and the 2 people that have tidal

[tillerboomin]

[mvnchsquad-moved]

you’re a coward if you only ever draw vampires as twinks

[mvnchsquad-moved]

this didn’t get notes the first time because you’re all afraid to see the truth

[urrrrica]

[snoopingasusualisee]

I already regret downloading this

[snoopingasusualisee]

Fuck this

[theoriginalfeyesh]

You, got to level 19 before that was enough?

[snoopingasusualisee]

Help me

[dinuguan]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

that episode of spongebob where he’s bombing at standup so he starts making racist jokes about squirrels

[keeshasmiths-deactivated2020040]

I love “asdgjfhdkjnb” and “JFKJDHSGKJHDHS” culture

[usually-a-bird]

Random Citizen: Without a doubt, you are the WORST hero I have ever heard of!

Dragonborn: But you HAVE heard of me.

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

If you sexualize the stranger things kids unfollow me right now

[rocknrollbabydoll-blog]

[ruinedchildhood]

bad bitch.

[w1ttgenstein]

[imeldamnnn]

This makes me laugh so hard every time.

[mew-squared]

This moment ruined that entire movie for me because it absolutely destroyed the image of dumbledore

[asperfectasharmony]

because he’s galloping?

[troyesivan]

WELL?!? DID YA?!?!

[selinas-deactivated20251210]

[andawhirlaway-deactivated202403]

I will never not reblog this.

[spacethezach-deactivated2019041]

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

[thoracs]

people who still say peasants

[thoracs]

perfect

[thoracs]

stop changing the picture i didnt ask for this

[thoracs]

THIS IS THE WORSE DAY OF MY LIFE BY FAR