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[833aker]

Making a new tumblr!

It will probably be called d0llbie or something of the like. Ill reblog this as its first post!

[833aker]

Please follow @d0llbie and @d0llbie-art !!

[833aker]

I got a bunny hoodie for stella!! 💓💕

[833aker]

After cut

[833aker]

Before haircut

[833aker]

Making a new tumblr!

It will probably be called d0llbie or something of the like. Ill reblog this as its first post!

[neverthere12345]

[tpunkt]

[bellahadidsnosejob]

[ottermatopoeia]

things she did twice: THAT

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

[gamecubist]

PAGE 1 OF 184

[pau1y]

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

[mahnkee]

[victoriaringsinyourears]

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

[homebeccer]

[pochowek]

i love that one old timey 1910s trans dude who has a tiny wikipedia page for himself that he earned entirely due to him starting fights in bars and being the city’s hottest casanova

[pochowek]

i mightve remembered it wrong but it still feels like half of this page is “I’m A Man For Fucks Sake” and the other half is “That Motherfucker Is In Jail Again And Also Bit A Cop”

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

oh my GOD this is the best list

“ “[DEADNAME] Again" “ 

Like this glorious jerk got arrested so many times that was literally ALL THEY HAD TO WRITE IN THE PAPER

[television-for-dinner]

He was a vagrant street kid and Seattle girls were all over this guy, to the point where it caused a moral panic. There’s a famous anecdote about a women proclaiming her love in Denny Park and then trying to shoot herself, but most of these reports were falsely worded in a way that suggest his female admirers were “upset about being deceived” when really they were upset that he was wooing other women, or trying to get his attention by being as extra as possible.

What you also should know is that back in the day “seduction” was a literal crime that could put you in prison (unless you married the woman you seduced) but since he wasn’t cis they couldn’t really CHARGE HIM with anything. Legend.

[dog-of-ulthar]

I especially like “Seattle Woman Appears in Men’s Clothes Because She Says Her Features Make it Possible.”  I can’t imagine anything but someone going “Hey!  You can’t dress like that!” and him responding “Oh yes I can.  You see, I look very good.”

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

They took my eyes Lois. They’ll come for yours next…

[123iloveyoutoo]

me in 4th grade after reading into the wild

[slightmood]

i opened this ugly app to do something but I can’t remember what it was

[amantedelpeligro97-deactivated2]

maybe it was to find love

[slightmood]

no actually it was so i could find this specific image

[garrus-vakkarian]

me, in 2014: haha what is up with people who want to fuck monsters that’s disgusting 

me, now: 3 werewolves fucked me in a denny’s bathroom

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w

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which Denny’s

[momwithagun-deactivated20200728]

which fucking Denny’s

[jesterrlavorre]

[prokopetz]

I love animals that are, like, the opposite of cryptids: we know for a fact they exist and have a clear idea of what they look like because we have photographs and individual specimens, but we haven’t the faintest idea where they’re coming from - they just keep showing up out of nowhere, and the locations of their actual population centres are a complete mystery.

[virovac]

I so want examples. anyone who knows of any should post them in notes

[prokopetz]

You know, like giant squid and such. We know the bastards exist, we have credible first-hand accounts stretching back thousands of years and dead specimens washed up on shore and such, but in centuries of searching we’ve managed exactly one well-documented encounter with a giant squid in its natural habitat. We have no idea what their native range is or what their life-cycle looks like, let alone how many of them are out there.

[imedude]

Are there any reverse-cryptids that /aren’t/ at the bottom of the ocean?

[prokopetz]

The red-crested tree rat, for one. There have been only three well-documented encounters since 1898, and they just plain disappeared from the zoological record for over a century. The only reason we know they’re not extinct is that one walked right up to a couple of wildlife research interns at a Columbian nature reserve back in 2011, apparently out of pure curiosity, and allowed itself to be photographed and observed for several minutes before disappearing again.

[imedude]

That’s genuinely pretty cool and all, but I absolutely need to talk about how the picture in that Wikipedia article looks like a tiny eldritch horror disguising itself as a peach.

[prokopetz]

To be fair, based on the actual photos from the 2011 encounter, they really do look like that:

[andy-fries]

Here’s the mood for today y'all

[nat-portman]

When you’re old, all you want to do is stare at the scenery. It’s so strange. I’ve never felt so peaceful before.

Howl’s Moving Castle  |  ハウルの動く城 (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki