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Acquired Stardust
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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we're not kids anymore.
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Kiana Khansmith
$LAYYYTER

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cherry valley forever

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@theoriginalfeyesh
Spring-loaded contraption that throws a pie in your face when you open your askbox
Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things
Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP
There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum
i just realized that tumblr allows multiple audio files in a row and they autoplay consecutively on mobile
every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit
i forgot to screenshot how often it comes up but much appreciation for our autistic friend corsac
Role model
kris goes to the moon
It's INCORRECT SKELETON SEASON, folks!!
stupid ass landlord painted directly over the house uzi
It actually isn't just the one crazy "herbivorize all predators" guy. There appears to be a growing movement of newfangled hyper-vegan animal rights radicals who believe that all animals suffer in nature and therefore we should just eliminate nature to save them, which they hope will be possible through biotech.
There's hundreds of them in one twitter thread alone and they can't all be trolls, some of them have careers in STEM or published writing. I don't care how impossible their idea is, this is something we're probably going to see keep growing, and their biotech utopia fantasy may be impossible, but they're already floating ideas to just plain cull predators the old fashioned way. It is not at all unbelievable that one of these freaks will eventually try to poison all the coyotes in their area with "contraceptives" or start trapping and "humanely euthanizing" raptors in one public park, and that's just the damage they can do before some idiot billionaire joins their cult.
This is probably going to be a "thing" in the years to come whether we like it or not.
Polish Dinner
[Submission] Day 883: 🐢 & 🥟
i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste
LETS GET ONE THING CLEAR, I CAN HANDLE THE SINS OF MAN ALL BY MY SELF OKAY!?
fucken die bro
Place: the Harmonic Palace, a Bardic College research facility
everyone keeps tagging this as food but it’s actually. motor oil