All Sales are Final

This blog is a shoebox from a '90s yard sale: old toys, weird treasures, and the diary of a maladjusted woman in her thirties.

[gethimback]

YOU SEEM PRETTY SAD FOR A GIRL SO IN LOVE Olivia Rodrigo

[its-me-em28]

[lloyd-garmadon-kisser]

Look at them. #mygirls

[muppetshow2026]

i genuinely feel like im being edged

[cheaphalloweencostume]

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

[gyrovagi]

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"PINK CHUCK'S" (2006), MARK RITCHIE

[lovertm]

nails by allycoolcattt

[kosmogrl]

[stephaniepriscillart]

I’m your freaky Nikki 🪾🪄💗

[moonamiee]

[paintdust]

Welcome to Galactic Grub Grill can we interest you in a side of Zorp Rings today??

[awkwardsonicphotos]

[ambienne]

This tweet means a lot to me.

[ambienne]

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

[hamstergerl]

[whizpurr]

[stonerparty]