Burgis and Barfoot

[ghostember]

afternoon

[ghostember]

beloved cowboys

[itmeansalot]

Aborted neighbour: I would have loved to do construction at 3am

[reslutcitate]

incredible scenes in josh johnson's yt comments

[gh0stwithaheart]

my favorite pastime is ruining my sleep schedule for more alone time

[beardedmrbean]

[passionpeachy]

[depsidase]

[theconcealedweapon]

[mapsontheweb]

Parts of the country where self-service gas pumping is illegal.

[unterwaesche]

I didn’t know about New Jersey’s law so imagine my shock when a pump jockey sprinted at my car and kicked my door shut when I tried to get out to get gas. I rolled down my window and asked him “Is there a law against pumping your own gas or something?” And he looked at me like I’M nuts and just said “…yes?”

[humanityinahandbag]

okay but imagine this in the reverse. when i left new jersey as a driver for the first time and sat in my car for about ten minutes wondering where the attendant was until a nice man tapped on my window and just said the words “New Jersey?” and when I nodded he told me to get out of the car so he could teach me how to pump gas (and nicely didn’t laugh at me when I shot gas out of the nozzle across the side of my car).

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[cutedistortion]

DJ Joint Custody turning up every other weekend 

[equivocations]

flowers in the community garden. watercolor on toned paper~

[kirbeegay]

the three p’s

pizza

pasta

pearl jam

[ewrichie-deactivated20190201]

honest to god if you want to be my friend just skip the awkward phase. send me a meme and call me a bitch. do it in the name of friendship