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the only string that ties the broken bonds at night 🖤

[utakawario]

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[minionvoice]

We all go to fuck hell

[minionvoice]

I didn’t ask for this duty. I’m just like any one of you… except wearing a blue denim pair of dungarees, and goggles…..

[minionvoice]

Piece of shit ugly yellow jellobean nasty weird eyeball fuck creature.

[minionvoice]

died just to be reborn again

[minionvoice]

Jesus Crisis

[minionvoice]

*Minion floats into your bedroom.*

Gah, Banana?

Bello-o-o-o!

Wah, goob. Baga da biben me oo wabba do. I biday wabee boo mah shoobee ah bee. Budoh toh tree bah am dree doo wama! Banana, ah ga? Beedo we ah wag hoobah!

*Minion departs the room, hovering slowly out the same door it entered from.*

[minionvoice]

is this blog still active

Oh…. sorry. Hehe. You seemto have walked in at a rather… inconvenient time……..! ;

[minionvoice]

Slow down minion if you drink too fast you get belly ache *throws head back* aunbggh

[minionvoice]

Where is your Minion shaped god now?

[minionvoice]

Yello?

[minionvoice]

Yobbing for my life…

[minionvoice]

Minion looks like Among us character. Could be funny. Eh. Who gives a shit

[minionvoice]

Just fill my goggles with jello and freeze me.

Just fill my overalls witth glue and slap me.

Just fill my boots with spikes and stomp me.

Just fill my gloves with rocks and throw me off a Despicable Cliff.

Just get it over with. Gru broiught me to life when I didnt ask for this

[minionvoice]

You bring me to life just to torture me. Just let me died. Fuck

[sandsvendor100]

You Exist To Suffer For My Amusement

[minionvoice]

[crunchy-bisquit]

sometimes im not even trying to spam like tumblr just feeds me all of your posts and i gobble it up like a malnourished child from the 1600s eating chocolate for the first time