[tsudodog]

[gleeson666-blog]

the documentary about this whole thing is so good

[r--g--b]

i think i just read the saddest story ever???

[mentalalchemy]

Robbo never emerged from the coma, and died on 31 July 2014, aged 44.

[benny-schwaz-deactivated2015030]

damn, gotta take this quiz to know for sure

[pulmoes]

me at job interview: i think the customers are always right and have to be threat with all respect and ethic ever!!! doesn’t matter how rude they’re you have to manage the situation carefully and politely :-)!

after getting the job and facing a customer for the first time: 

[straightpeoplereceipts]

unfollow me if you don’t support a woman’s right to fake her own murder, frame her husband, then disappear with her girlfriend and $500,000 in cash.

[girlmeetsolivia]

wait… what?

[straightpeoplereceipts]

unfollow me if you don’t support a woman’s right to fake her own murder, frame her husband, then disappear with her girlfriend and $500,000 in cash.

[thatgalpal]

[lovs]

[childrish]

Childrish

[bombshellssonly]

[highmami]

Highmami

[scoobydoomistakes]

[verythirsty]

Me when people touch me

[archcracker]

[princessponies81]

i crawl into bed

sheets: made

pillows: fluffed

lights: out

[princessponies81]

i am forcibly removed from Ikea

[recordvirus]

[acoolsuggestion]

boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..

[rnock]

[lopmon]

im fucking crying

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

Dammit I forgot to bring my pineapple to class

[440-tuneit-deactivated20190225]

Fun fact: One time in my English class, this dude walks in like 10 minutes late. He’s carrying a pineapple with him. I figure he needs it for something later on in the day so I don’t think anything of it. Well about 5 minutes after he sits down, this dude pulls out his pineapple, starts turning it around in his hands, stares at it, and STARTS EATING IT. SKIN AND EVERYTHING. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PINEAPPLE SKIN WAS EDIBLE. I don’t think I had ever been more confused in my life. I wish I still had the picture I took of it saved on my phone.

[skankzzilla-blog]

Oklahoma is a strange state

[440-tuneit-deactivated20190225]

You have no idea

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

Reading that was an experience

[440-tuneit-deactivated20190225]

i found the pictures

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

OH MY GOD

[konpozaa-blog]

there are some stories on tumblr that are too weird or extreme sounding to be true. Sometimes there’s like, one picture, which could be something else out of context with an elaborate story tacked on.

but then there’s this shit and. there’s just. there is absolutely no way for there to be any contest over whether or not that man actually came to school and ate a whole pineapple. There it is. There he goes. There’s no way for anyone to argue this. That boy honest to god is just eating a fucking pineapple at school.

[sese24]

@fangirf

[dj-fuck]

fuck

[zergliing]

the barack ness monster

[belle-rebel-x]

[littlestraykitten]

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