Awseome QueenTenna vs The evil spam email haunting them
Also Tenna folding under basically zero pressure and talking about the divorce.
Anyway! This was made for my dear friend @lesbiantennas who makes such scrumptious QueenTenna fics over on AO3 (Everyone go read them now!!) and it was based off the headcanon they had from the winter newsletter Mike scene of Queen and Tenna discussing spamtons "dissapearance" and how theyre similar in ways because they would both do anything to stay with their lightners.
Written text under the cut (along with some extra comic thoughts)
Queen: OMG And Then There Was Spamtong
How Did I Forget
Did You Know: Bro Just Stopped Paying Rent
Tenna: He... He did, did he?
Queen: Yes // Like // One Day He Just Couldn't Pay Anymore // Which Is Like // Kinda Sus TBH???
Should've Known He Was On Some Shady Stuff
Tenna: Ha... HA! AHAHA!
I knew I shouldn't have trusted that little scammer
He - HA - He played me for a fool since day 1
If I had known it was all fake
I would have...
ha... ha... I should have kicked to the curb when I had the chance...
Tenna: How could I have been so stupid
Ha - He - Haha! He could have said something you know?
He, I, I could've
I could've helped him
Would've
He just had... to say something
Why? Why didn't he say something??
Tenna: Say anything???
How was I supposed to know that-
Queen: *Stare*
Tenna: That
... *Shakey inhale*
... I knew
Tenna: I knew I shouldn't have done it
Mike they... they warned me
*Slide*
About the consequences if I made him sign it
But I had no choice
I had to know his secret
(my family they...)
To being a Big Shot
(I had to)
Spamton: Tenna...
Tenna: To keeping the family together
(I didn't have a choice. I'ts not my fault. I needed to)
Spamton: You're really serious about this... huh...
Tenna: I needed to know
Tenna: *Wrrrr Wrrrr* *Scribble* *Scribble* But it would have been FINE!
We would have become big together
We would have fixed everything TOGETHER!!!
*RING*
Spamton: I... Should take this...
Tenna: I would have helped him
*Tap tap tap tap tap...*
Tenna: I would have *hff hff*
*hff hff hff hff*
I could have
... I
(But it was just garbage noise)
Tenna: ... Was it wrong of me
To go through with the deal?
Knowing what I knew?
Does that make me a bad person?
Do you
...
Hate me for it?
Queen: Before I Answer Your First Question // I Must Query My Own
Firstly: Why Did Your Guy Know About The Consequences
Secondly: Why Did They Not Disclose What The Consequences Were // When They Were Clearly: Bad
Queen: Is That Not Weird To You
Tenna: No... I didn't question it
o-of course I didn't question it!
I mean it's Mike!
Why would I question Mike?!
She's right... That is weird
Queen: Now Onto Your Question
Yes // What You Did Was Awful
Tenna: h-huh?
Queen: You Knew It Wasn't A Good Idea
Tenna: *Hh...*
Queen: You Said You Cared About Him
Yet You Went Through With The Deal Anyway
And That Is Horrible
Tenna: *Shrink Wrrrr Wrrrr hff hff hff hfff*
Queen: And
Queen: And
I Would Have Done The Same Thing
If It Was Me // If It Was My Purpose // If It Was About Noelle // If My Place In Her Life Was On The Line
I Would Have Made The Same Choice Without Hesitating
So Even Though What You Did Was Terrible
I Can Never Judge You For It
Nor Hate You For It
Tenna: *Grow*
Queen: Because I Would Have Done The Same
And Ha Ha
That Would Make Me A: Hypocrite
Wouldn't It
Tenna: *Hic Sniff Sob*
Queen: Do Not Fret // This Conversation Will Remain Encrypted To Anyone But Us
Tenna: Thank you... Queen
Queen: Of Course
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Okay!! *sips on my glass of queentenna poison like a crisp glass of battery acid*
I can't believe this comic is finally finished!! I started working on it back in like February 😭 passed my original deadline because man there were areas I struggled a lot on. mainly drawing big shot Spamton, i'm not the best at drawing him in his current look anyway idk what it is about the guy but man i just cant get him to ever look right. Even now im not happy with how he looks in the final comic but i would be working on this forever if i didnt just go he looks fine and move on. Oh And then there were just some of the other poses that I had a tough time with. but Hey!! its done now YIPPEE
anyway comic thoughts time!! (apologies if things dont make too much sense)
I love morally grey / morally questionable characters!!! Tenna's been "nuh-uh notmyfault"maxxing since that day happened that hearing someone (queen) call him out for his actions but also tell him that it's okay makes him pause. He was selfish and while that wasn't good it was also understandable to her. These two would do anything for their lighteners and also to keep being with their lightners even if it means...
GOD these two!! FUCK. someone should make a theory board image full of their similarities or something? (its me, im the someone. and i have already done that! Shout out the queentenna server :D maybe ill post it online one day...)
