No Excuse

It's not going to make any sense here.

[utmedicinatua]

Fan theory: All the animals Yelena finds on her jobs between Hawkeye and Thunderbolts end up in Kate Bishop's apartment or with Kate's step-dad in the MCU.

[utmedicinatua]

I am late to the game, but I REJECT THIS.

Stop making Babs the batboys' whore. JFC.

[jakubrozalski]

'Caledonian Forest'

" Written by Titus Ursus, Primus pilus of Legiō IX Hispana, in the third year of Hadrian's reign (* 120 AD). This will probably be the last entry in my diary. Our legion was ambushed in the wild realm called Caledonian Forest and was almost completely annihilated. Half of my first cohort is all that was left of the IX legiō. We were pushed into the marsh and we will probably die here, fighting bravely to the end in the name of Rome and the Emperor. We were attacked by a demonic pack of the barbaric Picts. They looked more like wild beasts than humans. Some of them were dressed in animal furs, painted with strange runic signs... others seemed to be two-legged wild beasts. They tore us apart as if we were made of paper! I saw our legatus and my brothers in arms being eaten alive, I will never forget their screams. The barbarians attacked us unnoticed, quickly and with wild fury, then disappeared in the fog. Mainly at night. Our shields, swords and armor were no use here. The enemy we face seems to be the ancient wrath of some dark gods we have awakened. We should never invade these lands. I hear demonic howls, they're coming! They're coming! "

Scrap of the papyrus written by Centurion Titus Ursus. Found in October 120AD in the Caledonian Forest. Taken to Rome, where it was presented to the emperor and then burned. Two years later, Emperor Hadrian ordered the construction of a wall on the border of the land called Caledonia, in north Britannia. Coincidence? I don't think so :)) work process: https://jrozalski.com/projects/Ke94zG

[utmedicinatua]

I waited a year and a half for maybe the worst Marvel movie yet. And I'm including Thor The Dark World.

[utmedicinatua]

And then I got Love and Thunder to prove me wrong.

[utmedicinatua]

I want the Iman from Ms. Marvel and the Priest from Daredevil to have a show together.

[linusbenjamin]

Spider-Man: No Way Home | 2021 dir. Jon Watts

[writing-prompt-s]

“Bring me this traveller.” The Sphinx commanded. “What is square in the morning, round in the afternoon and triangle in the evening?” The traveller replies “You just want a pizza don’t you?”

[whatnonsense]

Do not speak to me about sacrifice, Stephen Strange

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

[utmedicinatua]

Remember watching a movie years ago and knowing, maybe not even the source material but the animated version, and knowing that if someone had let you storyboard the movie it would have been so much better?

Thanks for taking me back to the 2000s for my fan heart in the worst way Multiverse of Madness.

[utmedicinatua]

Sure, let's have a whole series devoted to Wanda's trauma, but then turn her into a barely sympathetic villain and not even try to introduce Billy and Tommy to the setup for the Young Avengers or Billy's impact on the multiverse. That's fine. Totally fine.

So we'll have Eli (maybe), Kate, Cassie and young Loki maybe? Could have absolutely halfway set up Young Avengers but we had to focus on Stephen Strange not being able to be a decent boyfriend.

Also, yeah they could be setting shit up in another reality but does that really matter? The multiverse is open. Everything exists.

[utmedicinatua]

Easy fix to all the intolerable fanboys whining about the MCU not being the same as the comics

STOP SAYING IT'S DIMENSION 616

That way it can be similar but different and within cannon.

Jesus fuck.

[utmedicinatua]

Like, I'm down for Wanda being a villain, kinda, but at least make her a good villain.

[utmedicinatua]

I waited a year and a half for maybe the worst Marvel movie yet. And I'm including Thor The Dark World.

[utmedicinatua]

Who the fuck let Sam Raimi direct a Marvel movie?

[utmedicinatua]

Another wonderful thing about WandaVison was that Darcy, Jimmy, and Monica had all met "super-powered individuals" before which made them immediately relate to Wanda, Vision, and the boys as people in contrast to Hayward who saw them as others to be suspicious of and scornful toward.

Maybe the closest thing we get to the mutant treatment we get so far in the MCU.

[nicostiel]

#this will never not be funny

[ithelpstodream]