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chaifootsteps

sabertoothwalrus

its wild that no ones even pointed out that two of the tumblr sexyman contenders were in the same show together

sabertoothwalrus

#I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

thecraftyninjacat

just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling

@justcakethanks

desmolbean404

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

#i feel like tumblr is gonna be skewing the average UP lol. 100% btw

mens-rights-activia

I would like to note that I left flowers for her afterwards, just as a “sorry for using your grave for content”

escabye-deactivated20190922

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

skingrad

corruptimles

i dont think i got it right

outofcontextdiscord

jkottke

The Color Game. “Humans can’t reliably recall colors. This is a simple game to see how good (or bad) you are at it. We’ll show you five colors, then you’ll try and recreate them.” I scored 39/50 but got a perfect score on one color.

gabagooblin57

Google how do I become 70s John Flansburgh

Google how do I become 1986 John Flansburgh

Google how do I become 1988 John Flansburgb

Google how do I become 1990 John Flanboi

Goofle how do I become 1992 John Flanbsborg

Gooogle how do I become 1994 John flugelhorn

Google how do I become 1996 john Flansfart

Google how do I become 1999 John flansboing

google how do I become 2001 John flansbug

Google how do I become 2002 John Flansbart

Yes Google there is a difference between John Flansburgh of American alternative rock band They Might Be Giants in the years 2001 and 2002 I know what I’m talking about

Google how do I become 2013 John floorburgh

Google how do I become 2018 John flansbot

Google how do I become 2024 John flandrum

Goorle how do I become 2026 John flllaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

andhumanslovedstories

goddamn I think so much about paragraph breaks. I get annoyed when I like everything about what I'm writing except for the physical way I divide those words into sections.

andhumanslovedstories

Sometimes the only difference between a sentence being just a sentence versus being a punchline or a gut punch in how you group it with other sentences. Which is cool. However. Also deeply stressful. Like much of writing.