the Big Gay

My agender lover is the best thing that's ever happened to me and I love them a lot

[utterdumbass]

Remy: see that’s the thing about you. You’re not normal you’re just nervous

[remegalodon]

milo ran past the bathroom while i was in there towards my room

went to my room and looked for him, called his name, didn’t see him, maybe he went back to the living room??

HE’S IN MY FUCJING. MY CHAIR. LITTLE DEVIL

[remegalodon]

was cuddling milo and started singing hottogo! by chappell roan, after singing “baby do you like this beat” he fucking bolted upright and jumped away from me, he does NOT like this beat

[utterdumbass]

Remy: wow he’s pussy-flat! Pussy-flat on the floor!

[blueskittlesart]

cat jpeg made me emotional so i drew it

[utterdumbass]

Remy: I like when you emote. It’s like, yeeessss, bitch, be human. Yeeeess.

[utterdumbass]

Remy, tipsy, listening to a love song: this song is like us :)

Remy: every love song is like us because I love you :)

[utterdumbass]

Remy, about their other partner: I broke through his shell. But that’s because I used a jackhammer

[utterdumbass]

Remy: my only ick for you is when you blow on food that isn’t hot

Remy: like usually when you do something stupid I think it’s cute but when you do that I’m like “😬 that was weird”

[utterdumbass]

Remy: I figured you wouldn’t want to lose the yell so I put one right back in your mouth :)

[utterdumbass]

*as I itch their arm* that is like drugs and sex and rootbeer all at the same time…

OOH! That is like drugs and sex and rootbeer and starbursts all at the same time!! Lemon starburst…

[remegalodon]

you ever look at your partner too long or think a little too hard about them and they start to look like “sweet nothing” by taylor swift

you look like the rest of my life

your touch feels like the warmest mug on the coldest night

[fifiibibii]

if we were bunnies and snuggling i would put one ear over u

[utterdumbass]

They are trying to Hoover my nipples up

[utterdumbass]

Me: oh no I fucked it up, hold on

Remy: yeah I figured

Remy: what??

Remy: well it couldn’t have been ME

[utterdumbass]

Remy: you know what would be so funny?

Remy: *loses speech*

[utterdumbass]

Remy, going up the stairs: up. up. up. up. Autism is so cool