#1 Vampire Truther

chronic mother hen • they/them!!

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‼️ rp account

‼️ who runs this? youll never know :)

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another valentines spent alone.

[jax-the-wren]

what

what

[utterly-treasured-one]

what

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Where was your first kiss?

at my highschool prom. my date was nice enough, and he wasnt a bad kisser, either

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the situationship persists but so do i

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the argument that has gone unresolved for almost two months persists but so do i

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Yes I am! Thank you for noticing!

i hereby dub thee "anon that asks weird questions but is otherwise cool"

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How flexible are you?

is this the same person who sent the "how much can you fit in your mouth" ask

because the answers the same: enough??

[utterly-treasured-one]

🎵 Describe yourself only using song lyrics 🎶

"Secrets I have held in my heart are harder to hide than I thought" — I Wanna Be Yours (Arctic Monkeys)

[utterly-treasured-one]

give you from 5+ years ago some advice

hm.. definitely dont make friends with people who wont give you the time of day, and its okay to prioritize yourself over others sometimes. also, you dont have to help people all the time

[tommytomatoe]

if y'all ever hear something outside your window in the middle of the night just know its probably porter drowning in self-pity and pride like a wet house cat

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owo

words cannot express the amount of shock and dread that just went through me

[the-owo-guy]

o.o

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i can never escape....

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owo

words cannot express the amount of shock and dread that just went through me

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How much can you fit in your mouth?

enough??

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happy new year, cant believe i had to spend it picking up my friends when they were wasted because they wouldnt stop calling me!!

[fooli-davey]

You can change your phone’s settings so people’s notifications don’t come up after a certain time :)

sometimes I make it so my coworkers think I’m asleep and my friends think I’m at work and then I just sit. On my couch.

[utterly-treasured-one]

well, i couldnt just leave them there. they were all wasted, they couldve gotten into trouble

[fooli-davey]

Do they have friends that suck less?

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??

[utterly-treasured-one]

happy new year, cant believe i had to spend it picking up my friends when they were wasted because they wouldnt stop calling me!!

[fooli-davey]

You can change your phone’s settings so people’s notifications don’t come up after a certain time :)

sometimes I make it so my coworkers think I’m asleep and my friends think I’m at work and then I just sit. On my couch.

[utterly-treasured-one]

well, i couldnt just leave them there. they were all wasted, they couldve gotten into trouble

[utterly-treasured-one]

happy new year, cant believe i had to spend it picking up my friends when they were wasted because they wouldnt stop calling me!!

[not-the-avatar]

what if hypothetically i stole u from ur friend group

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please i need 2025 to be my year 😭

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happy new year, cant believe i had to spend it picking up my friends when they were wasted because they wouldnt stop calling me!!