[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[elizabethpastor]

[unclefather]

Remember when a reporter asked Demi lovato what her favorite dish was and she said “a mug”

[oldnapkinned]

I feel like I can legitimately sue half of you for the things you make me read

[sweetgrassbraids-deactivated202]

shout out to all my sexy bitches who get light headed when they sit up 

[streetkit]

Iron deficiency gang rise up (but not too fast)

[100493503004422]

i wish i was a leaf instead of a person

[coldbrewlesbian-deactivated2020]

beach babe

[foragecore]

im attracted to men but at what cost

[idionymon-deactivated20191001]

yes i have mutuals they go to a different wrbsite

[lotus-baby]

now theyre going to bed and my stomach is sick but she’s touching his chest now, he takes off her dress now, two trucks having

[kiixiies]

[smallmight]

NOW

[plasticxocean-deactivated202405]

if u hug me from behind i will push my butt against ur dick

[argumate]

ur making this heimlich manoeuvre real awkward bro

[welcome-to-webkinz-world]

finally

[dannykravs-deactivated20170429]

if you won’t kiss a girl after she sucked your dick u r lame as hell

[unclefather]

Shout out to girls. Thanks for staying alive.

[officialunitedstates]

does anyone want to join my midnight shovel club?  we walk around the streets at midnight with shovels

[cheesymovie]

physically? im here, but mentally im in a renaissance painting wearing a silk dress and looking wistfully into the distance

[uuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhh]

can you believe john mulaney is the only man ever