Uzair Baloch

Footballer - Bhondu pro max

[uzair-baloch]

hiii (with the intention of fucking you)

Roz toh karte hai

[uzair-baloch]

heard you have a phd in yapanese... is it tru??

(ps: YOU LOOK HOT. I AM DROOLING.)

Yes.

I yap a lot.

Call pe aap hi thi btw. Maar muur ke time pe call karke "jaan mera lip gloss kho gaya" Bolne wale ap ho jaan

(Lemme lick that drool clean)

[uzair-baloch]

Din mein kitni baar susu jate ho?

Maine gina nahi

Ask @gehra-hua she holds it while I pee.

[uzair-baloch]

Or are you a good guy like 50/50?

I'm a good bad boy.

[mujhekoimarsbhejdo]

Do you always search good in bad?

Do you also search bad in good?

(Sorry jyada hi padh liya aaj, mansik santulan hil gaya hai)

[uzair-baloch]

Yes.

SOOOOOOOOOOOO *autotune*

I'm a good bad boy.

[uzair-baloch]

Or are you a good guy like 50/50?

I'm a good bad boy.

[gehra-hua]

me and @uzair-baloch dancing last night (cuz we back together)

[uzair-baloch]

Yes.

[uzair-baloch]

gimme the tea of ur breakup

We back together @gehra-hua

[uzair-baloch]

After heavy consideration and an extremely pathetic heartbreak gifted by @gehra-hua .

I have decided to stay single instead.

Pyaar vyaar sab moh maya hai.

Mai sant banne chala ❤🥀

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[uzair-baloch]

Anybody wanna volunteer to be my dusri begum? ☺❤

Tags- @akshaye-with-an-e @akshayekhanna @ayeshamehraa @thesexierbetaofrehmanbaloch @bulbbul @bollywoodqueenkatrina @donga-hu-mai @siyahidagoat @faizalbaloch @desigal-26 @hamzaalimazari @gehra-hua @jameelwithdaughterissues @yalinawithdaddyissues @sher-rehman-baloch @seher-rehman-baloch @pallavi-sharma @majoriqbalahmedisi @pinda-here @jasleenkaurrangi @harleenkaurrangi @unfortunatelyiqbalsdad @uzairbalochkibiwi @the-jenny-pinto @afortoru @shanti-priya @lutt-le-gaya @kitty-minnieee @kajuuuukatliiiiii @lyari-ka-janbaz @laiba-iqbal-ki-asli-beti @wtafananya @gehra-hua

[uzair-baloch]

Toh apka aur hamza ka kya chakkar chal raha hain?

Bhai hai mera. Apka sawal thik samjhe nahi

[uzair-baloch]

Height kaise increase karna hota hai? *cries in bauni*

Bournvita

[uzair-baloch]

meri coke mein aapka baccha hai ~🐦

Nahi hai ❤

[uzair-baloch]

Admin you a man or a fe-man?

(ji mai toh aurat hu 🥺)

[uzair-baloch]

You know that I can't show you me, give you me I can't show you a ruined part of myself once again I put a mask on and go to see you.....But I still want you 😭😭😭🫠🫠🫠

Mai apke pyaar ke qaabil nahi mohtarma...

You deserve better ❤

[uzair-baloch]

HALELALELOLELA! I AM FROM BAMROLISTAN AND SPEAK BAMBOLIAN LANGUAGE

DO YOU HAVE SUSUBUMBER, BAMBORBOLA, DAGMAGOLA, DAGMAGDOLA?

I LOPOGISE ABOUT MY COLOURFUL ENGLISH. MY ENGLISH IS NOT STRAIGHT, IT IS AKSHUALLY GAY.

.....

Wtf?

[uzair-baloch]

Kya apko pata hai hum pani kyu peete hai?

Kyuki hum usey kha nahi sakte.😎😎 (Sach bolna nahi pata tha na tumhe??)

Wow

So nalayak

[uzair-baloch]

Aap mujhse baat kyun nahi karte? Aakhir kya kami hai aap mein?😞☝🏻

Ap anon se bahar toh aiye