BITE ME!!

hey my name uzi, uzi doorman. i made this account cus i was bored and i wanted to my friend N has one to, his tag is @ntherebeldrone. go check him out. he's actually a nice gguy

[uzitherebel]

intro or whatever

name:uzi doorman

age:teen, thats all ya need to know

pronouns:she/her

sexuality:bi

Bf is: @ntherebeldrone

ooc [out of character] intro:

name:kira and simp

age:19

pronouns:she/her

sexuality:bi

[uzitherebel]

UZI THEY DONE GOOMBAFIED N!

OH ROBO GOD THEY TURNED MY BF INTO A JELLYBEAN :0

[goth-queen]

[the-arcade-doctor]

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

[uzitherebel]

I finished ya car!!!

SD-R

WOW THAT LOOKS SICK AS HELL

Thanks man

[alexkittyandrahyperfixatingonmd]

A thing my friend and I came up with

in short, a robot(not md specific) could get "sick" in two ways, a glitch in the system or a computer virus, which means that you could get out of school by downloading a virus into your brain if you were a robot that also went to school. Computer viruses cause pop-up ads to appear, glitches do not.

I told a friend about the concept and we came up with this joke. We thought it was something Uzi would do, probably. So I decided to draw it

More info under cut because I keep wanting to flesh out (kind of) everything I come up with lol

Elaboration on the two ways

A glitch in the system (causing energy to be diverted to locating said glitch, and can cause overheating)

And a computer virus which is exactly the same except pop up ads appear (whether it be on a screen, or if the robot in question lacks one they voice the pop up ad out loud.)

[uzitherebel]

I did actually do this once, when my dad found out he gave me the lecture of a life time 😭

[uzitherebel]

I want waffle fries

NO THEY'RE MY WAFFLE FRIES BACK OFF

[ntherebeldrone]

HI N

Me again with another question.

If you and Uzi owned an F1 team (or any motorsports team in general) what would it be named and what colours would it be?

Faithfully

SD-R

Hmmm oh the cool rebel squad >:D

[damien4545]

Nice. If you want. I can send a blank car for you to use for livery ideas?

[ntherebeldrone]

Oooj ok

[damien4545]

Here ya go

[ntherebeldrone]

Yay thank you, now I gotta learn how to drive heh

[damien4545]

I'll get Uzi's opinion @uzitherebel come check this out!!

[uzitherebel]

WOAH THAT LOOKS SICK

[damien4545]

Any team colours?

[uzitherebel]

Purple and yellow >:D

[damien4545]

Ok I'll get designing then.

Anything else specific you want to add?

[uzitherebel]

More purple

OH AND BAT WINGS

[damien4545]

Almost everything. Driver numbers for you and N?

[uzitherebel]

Hmm...47 :D the first one that came to mind

[damien4545]

Ok final question. What sponsors would you like on the car?

[uzitherebel]

Hmmm....bats and dogs >:3

[ntherebeldrone]

HI N

Me again with another question.

If you and Uzi owned an F1 team (or any motorsports team in general) what would it be named and what colours would it be?

Faithfully

SD-R

Hmmm oh the cool rebel squad >:D

[damien4545]

Nice. If you want. I can send a blank car for you to use for livery ideas?

[ntherebeldrone]

Oooj ok

[damien4545]

Here ya go

[ntherebeldrone]

Yay thank you, now I gotta learn how to drive heh

[damien4545]

I'll get Uzi's opinion @uzitherebel come check this out!!

[uzitherebel]

WOAH THAT LOOKS SICK

[damien4545]

Any team colours?

[uzitherebel]

Purple and yellow >:D

[damien4545]

Ok I'll get designing then.

Anything else specific you want to add?

[uzitherebel]

More purple

OH AND BAT WINGS

[damien4545]

Almost everything. Driver numbers for you and N?

[uzitherebel]

Hmm...47 :D the first one that came to mind

[thecosmiccrow]

Crow doodle page.

Ive still got an entire canvas to fill, this is just a very small portion!

Reblog with what crow / corvid doing something you want me to draw :3

[ntherebeldrone]

HI N

Me again with another question.

If you and Uzi owned an F1 team (or any motorsports team in general) what would it be named and what colours would it be?

Faithfully

SD-R

Hmmm oh the cool rebel squad >:D

[damien4545]

Nice. If you want. I can send a blank car for you to use for livery ideas?

[ntherebeldrone]

Oooj ok

[damien4545]

Here ya go

[ntherebeldrone]

Yay thank you, now I gotta learn how to drive heh

[damien4545]

I'll get Uzi's opinion @uzitherebel come check this out!!

[uzitherebel]

WOAH THAT LOOKS SICK

[damien4545]

Any team colours?

[uzitherebel]

Purple and yellow >:D

[damien4545]

Ok I'll get designing then.

Anything else specific you want to add?

[uzitherebel]

More purple

OH AND BAT WINGS

[mileymint]

We need to make Khan Doormam the next Tumblr Sexyman. We NEED to

[uzitherebel]

NO WE DONT

STOP SAYING MY DAD IS SEXY!!

[ntherebeldrone]

HI N

Me again with another question.

If you and Uzi owned an F1 team (or any motorsports team in general) what would it be named and what colours would it be?

Faithfully

SD-R

Hmmm oh the cool rebel squad >:D

[damien4545]

Nice. If you want. I can send a blank car for you to use for livery ideas?

[ntherebeldrone]

Oooj ok

[damien4545]

Here ya go

[ntherebeldrone]

Yay thank you, now I gotta learn how to drive heh

[damien4545]

I'll get Uzi's opinion @uzitherebel come check this out!!

[uzitherebel]

WOAH THAT LOOKS SICK

[damien4545]

Any team colours?

[uzitherebel]

Purple and yellow >:D

[ntherebeldrone]

HI N

Me again with another question.

If you and Uzi owned an F1 team (or any motorsports team in general) what would it be named and what colours would it be?

Faithfully

SD-R

Hmmm oh the cool rebel squad >:D

[damien4545]

Nice. If you want. I can send a blank car for you to use for livery ideas?

[ntherebeldrone]

Oooj ok

[damien4545]

Here ya go

[ntherebeldrone]

Yay thank you, now I gotta learn how to drive heh

[damien4545]

I'll get Uzi's opinion @uzitherebel come check this out!!

[uzitherebel]

WOAH THAT LOOKS SICK

[s3rial-d3signation-n]

This is what Uzi looks like to me and V

@d-rkxwolf17

@serialdv

[industrialmachineryj]

Can I punt her?

[uzitherebel]

I'll punt u >:[

[s3rial-d3signation-n]

EYAHHH PUNT HER

[uzitherebel]

YEA >:D

(uses hands on wings and punts @industrialmachineryj )

[industrialmachineryj]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! CURSE YOU PURPLE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!

[uzitherebel]

Hehehe YEAH

[uzitherebel]

"MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY THIS IS CRIMSON I HAVE TOTAL ENGINE FAILURE I REPEAT TOTAL ENGINE FAILURE. DOES ANYONE READ? ,OVER"

WHAT IM NOT QUAIFLIED BUT UMM YOU CAN LAND ON COPPER 9S HANGER I GUESS?!?

[damien4545]

"COPY THAT READING TAILHOOK"

[uzitherebel]

UMM OK

[damien4545]

*completely over shoots the hanger and slams into the ground, I thankfully ejected in time*

[uzitherebel]

AHHHHHHH

[uzitherebel]

"MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY THIS IS CRIMSON I HAVE TOTAL ENGINE FAILURE I REPEAT TOTAL ENGINE FAILURE. DOES ANYONE READ? ,OVER"

WHAT IM NOT QUAIFLIED BUT UMM YOU CAN LAND ON COPPER 9S HANGER I GUESS?!?

[damien4545]

"COPY THAT READING TAILHOOK"

[uzitherebel]

UMM OK