DICKS OUT FOR HARAMEN!!!

naruto / 26 / male what the fuck is UP i'm NARUTO UZUMAKI!!! 🍥🍥🍥 [ modern au naruto uzumaki written by jenga. ]

[uzufoxy]

[ art by @beastestboy!! ]

“bb what should i make the caption?” “male ostriches can roar like lions” 

[foxeseveryhour]

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[sisyphusshrugged]

we all have that one homie who volunteers to take first watch that they might contemplate the heavens in solitude

[uzufoxy]

well!!! sorta!!!

shes very enthuastic about wanting to participate in what im up to and sometimes thats teaching martial arts at my friends dojo

so if we have time after my classes i show her how to make a fist and how to focus her energy and steady her breathing and she sure is happy to be involved!

and yknow if she gets older and wants go actually pursue that stuff then we'll do that too

but for now im just happy shes happy!!

[livlaughlovio]

oh so she's got no talent she's just a lil copycat. gotcha

[uzufoxy]

shes got heart and drive, believe it!!! thatll get ya pretty far tbh!!!!

[sacred-portal]

[waco]

in the club freakin it in a sensitive style

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

meditations on first philosophy (1641) - rene descartes

"who give a shit"

[uzufoxy]

man if she tries to kill me maybe i earned it or smth... hopefully she doesnt tho yikes

[livlaughlovio]

#would make the martial arts were workin on kind of funny

you can teach a 3 year old that shit? they actually learn?

[uzufoxy]

well!!! sorta!!!

shes very enthuastic about wanting to participate in what im up to and sometimes thats teaching martial arts at my friends dojo

so if we have time after my classes i show her how to make a fist and how to focus her energy and steady her breathing and she sure is happy to be involved!

and yknow if she gets older and wants go actually pursue that stuff then we'll do that too

but for now im just happy shes happy!!

[uzufoxy]

what can a 3 year old even do in martial arts you ask??? HER BEST!!!!

[uzufoxy]

@livlaughlovio

yeah!!! shes almost four!!!!

[livlaughlovio]

careful soon she'll be big enough to try to kill ya

[uzufoxy]

man if she tries to kill me maybe i earned it or smth... hopefully she doesnt tho yikes

[uzufoxy]

@altarpup im gettin the lash glue out as we Speak

[uzufoxy]

@livlaughlovio

yeah!!! shes almost four!!!!

[uzufoxy]

my face when she oulls back with more strands than i expect3d

[uzufoxy]

chisus gotta one HELLOFA GRISP on my hair rn!!!!

[plaguedocboi]

TINY SNEK!!!!

[uzufoxy]

i gotta update my banner... and my blog title..... its been forever...........