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ATEEZ Reactions Masterlist

Unless specified, I write a mix of idol!ateez and non-idol!ateez for reactions.

You breaking up with him as a prank.

You run away. (Mafia!Ateez)

You dancing with another male idol in front of him on a show.

You want to take a break after an argument.

You faint.(idol!reader)

Saying something hurtful to you during an argument.(Mafia!Ateez)

You catch him cheating on you.

Your friend tries to flirt with him.

Overhearing and misunderstanding something you said.

Rumors of you dating another idol. (idol!reader)

Disapproving of you smoking.

You make out with your co-star for a movie/drama.

Your ex wants you back.

You ask him to buy pads. (Text version)

You get injured.(celeb!reader)

You ignore him as a prank.

Watching an erotic movie with you.

Finding a positive pregnancy test (but it isn’t yours).

You come home late after an argument. (Mafia!Ateez)

You’re his bestfriend and you kiss him/he kisses you.

“I had a dream about you . . . you were my sleep paralysis demon.” (Text Version)

You call him a “friend.”

You tell him to sleep on the couch after an argument.

He accuses you of cheating on him. (Mafia!Ateez)

Sitting on their lap during a bumpy car ride.

He finds out you’re a spy from his rival gang. (Mafia!Ateez)

You prank him with lyrics. (Text version)

Someone hitting on you. (Mafia!Ateez)

He finds out that he has a child. (Mafia!Ateez, Dad!Ateez)

He gives you an inkigayo sandwich. (Idol!Reader)

You wearing their clothes.

Being on the same show as you. (idol!reader)

You being affectionate/horny when drunk.

You’re his / he’s your wallpaper.

You kiss him out of the blue.

Confessing your / his feelings after an arranged marriage. (Mafia!Ateez, arranged marriage au)

His child interrupts him during a meeting / work. (Mafia!Ateez, Dad!Ateez)

You’re his love interest for a movie/drama.

Leading him/you on as a prank.

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Horrible MDZS “Facts”

The last time Wei WuXian touched Suibian and was able to use it, he gave it to Wen Chao. The next time he touched it he couldn’t and Wen Chao was stabbing him with it.

The 1,000 new rules in Gusu when Wei WuXian returns were mostly because of him and Lan Wangji. Various banning of Demonic Cultivation techniques and associating with people who use it.

Jin ZiXuan wanted to love Wei WuXian and Jiang Cheng the way the Jiang Yanli did, not just for her, but for himself too because real, intimate family was a wish he always had. He died trying to achieve it.

When Jiang Yanli watched her husband walk away from her for the last time, she had full confidence he would come back.

Wei WuXian broke a lot of bones and organs when he hit the ground after being thrown into the Burial Mounds. That’s why he couldn’t escape.

Jiang Cheng had to rip down the Wen flags on Lotus Pier alone. Wei WuXian was stalking the Wens with Demonic Cultivation and Jiang Yanli was being kept with the healers away from the front lines when Wen Chao left Lotus Pier fleeing Wei WuXian.

Jiang Cheng spent the night after the Burial Mounds siege deciding if he should put a tablet for Wei WuXian in the Jiang ancestral hall, then decided not to because “he’s going to come back.”

Lan XiChen decided to help kill the man he knew was the love of his brother’s life. He kept him in the dark to keep him from dying defending him, then took responsibility and told Lan Wangji when they returned the Wei WuXian was dead.

For 13 years, Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng paused beside the shop that sells Emperor’s Smile, but one went in sometimes and the other never did.

For 13 years, Jiang Cheng was the only person that could spot every difference between how Lotus Pier had been and the way it was now.