Rule #1 Is that you gotta have fun

Hey there! My name is Amanda. I'm 19 and I love things that make me happy, as most people would!Now time for a joke! What do you call a baby bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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[modedamour]

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malcom x’s speeches are on spotify if y’all wanna take a listen

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i ESPECIALLY recommend his white liberals speech if you’re a uh *cough* white liberal

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here’s the playlist of his speeches!!

[hypokeimena]

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

[ruffboi-mags]

my wife, after reading this to me aloud: It’s your people! …do you want me to break a clay pot for you to put back together?

me, burying my face in my hands: Maybe…?

[studyingstudent]

It’s not “uncool” to be smart and prepared and passionate and dedicated. Ignore people who say otherwise.

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[catasters]

[antique-scarecrow]

I feel like the fact this got popular without a dominant caption is a tribute to 2020

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[sexysalomonandthecurtainchild]

This is exactly how physics does not work.

[toonbitz]

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

[benpaddon]

[wentworthsbitch]

IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.

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WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ADD THE GIF OF SCOOBY DOO WITH THE TRASH CAN LIDS TO THIS POST

[allhailweegee]

[smindersonfan]

Oh, wow.

[princecarlton]

[sixpenceee]

This dude pranked his sleeping girlfriend by using a hologram ghost. He set up a hologram ghost that was projected onto an invisible screen so that it appeared as if a ghost was floating in midair. He hid it beside the bed and waited for the ghost to wake her up. (Video)

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[adultwednesdayadams]

I wonder how he likes being single.

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via vsco.co

[solazyicanteventhinkofaurl-deac]

@softbull

[hipindie]

[the-dust-jacket]

Rest in Peace, Tomie DePaola, 1934-2020

I was lucky enough to meet Mr. DePaola once as a starry eyed kiddo and a couple times as an adult. He had this whole curmudgeon bit going, but he was wonderful with children. 

[mistudio]

A very bad, quick photo taken with my old camera of my orchid mantis being angry at me. I had never seen an orchid with her wings up like that, they’re very impressive for a female mantis. She can also fly, but not as elegantly as her male counterpart.

[disneyworldfever]

Old Disney things: Minnie’s house!

[humansofnewyork]

“It was just the three of us.  And dad was a truck driver so he was gone most of the time.  It could be a lot of stress.  My mom was almost like a single mother.  On my third birthday we moved to a small house outside of Denver.  Next door there lived an older couple named Arlene and Bill, and they started talking to me through the fence.  My first memory is Arlene handing me strawberries from her garden.  It was a wonderful connection.  After a few months, I knocked on their door, sat down in their living room, and said: ‘Will you guys be my grandparents?’  It was so silly.  They could have laughed it off.  But instead they started crying.  They printed out an adoption certificate and hung it on their living room wall.  That certificate remained until I left for college.  They became so important to me.  Their house was a refuge.  Bill was the kind of grandfather that always smelled like oil.  He taught me to drive everything.  He was always fixing stuff.  But he’d stop anything to sit down with me and have a glass of tea.  Arlene was the type of grandmother that loved crafts, which was perfect for a kid.  We were always putting tiny sequins on things.  Both of them supported me in all my dreams.  Through all my phases.  They encouraged me to apply for college, even though I didn’t have the money to go.  And when I got accepted, they presented me with a fund.  They told me they’d been putting away money since the day I adopted them.  Since I’ve become an adult, I’ve learned more about my grandparents.  They both grew up poor.  Arlene struggled with alcoholism when she was young, and that’s why they never had children.  Their lives weren’t as perfect as they seemed through the fence.  My grandmother passed away in 2013.  It was two days before our adoption anniversary.  My grandfather gave her eulogy.  And at the end, he said: ‘Arlene leaves behind her husband Bill.  And the greatest joy of her life her granddaughter Katie.’” #quarantinestories

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