2 minutes for holding

fi (19) || she/they || sjs + mtl || eng/cn/jp || rpf

[suckerpuck]

going through the pwhl tag and it feels like 20 funerals are all happening at once

[fabasten]

Brad Marchound is perfection

[young-core]

[cutebrini]

[mel-king-defender]

First Photoshop btw

[apotatospunaroundmyroom]

IT'S HEREEE

[melonkai]

Ivar Stenberg’s profile in Elite Prospects 2026 Draft Guide (you can purchase the guide here)

Some scouting reports included below the cut

[sanguinaryrot]

“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your favorite team recruits britta curl-salemme” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.

[loganes]

[cuppydogshane]

im not euthanizable in the slightest. You Need Me.

[brinimacks]

imagine you’re macklin celebrini you come home from losing at the olympics to find out your boyfriend signed you up for an elevated cupcake experience then a couple months later you come home from losing at worlds to find out he adopted a dog called macklin celewienie

[mack-will]

03.03.2026

[goldrushzukka]

please god let there be footage of will smith hockey hearing the name "macklin celewienie" for the first time

[f1vegas]

this nhl draft is funny bc it has the potential to make everyone fucking miserable. leafs jump up to number one (everybody hates that) but the consensus guy gives massive primmadona vibes and has the same high skill low effort knocks as the toronto superstars incumbent. the sharks jump up to two by some funny twist of fate when the most they could have hoped for was a good dman falling to 9 or whatever but now if they take a risky dman at 2 they are potentially letting another franchise altering two way forward slip through their fingers. suffering from success. vancouver missed winning the lottery which they tanked for and deserved but getting 3 means probably drafting your new head coach's son which is awkward, and chicago really needed another star forward at 4 to play with bedard but instead they will probably be picking a defensemen that they dont want or need after taking levshunov at 2 a few years ago instead of sennecke or demidov or helenius etc. a certified everyone stomps and pouts ass draft

[thesunlovesthestars]

will genuinely would adopt that puppy and leave its name as macklin celeweenie just so he can walk around saying good boy mackie ur so cute watching mack get all flushed at first and then all scowly and jealous cause he was talking to the dog

[skoavsbaby]

im sorry but why is mack giving the harry potter promo photos😭😭😭

[arespectfullfreak]

AND WHEN WILL PICKS UP MACKLIN CELEWIENIE AND THE DOG STARTS EXCITEDLY LICKING WILL'S FACE AND IS ALL OVER HIM AND WILL SAYS

Yep exactly like him too ☺️

THEN WHAT