🌸 Lana 🌸

13 / She-Her / Artist / Author / SFX Artist / Panromantic / Pastel Vibes / Crackhead Energy ~ heyyyy. my name's lana. i don't remember which email my old tumblr account is linked to, so im just making a new one. im in too many fandoms, and im looking for friends and also just want a place for my crackhead energy and all my weird thoughts that come to me at 2am.

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I've been gone for a while because life is shitty but I'm feeling better.

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I'm a dumbassss

An angry dumbass

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Wholesome memes I made to cheer up my girl 💖💖💞💞💝💝💘💘

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What if we got 😳 matching icon as 😳 marceline and bubblegum 😳✋ ahahaha jk jk.... unless? 👀

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YOU SAY THIS AS A JOKE BUT I THINK I FREAKIN PERSUADED MY CRUSH TO DYE HER HAIR BLACK SO SHE CAN DRESS UP AS MARCELINE JFHFKSJHFSDJGHSKDHGSDFJSDFH

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OH MY GOD THATS G R E A T

TELL ME IF THERE ARE UPDATES ON THIS

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I have small spider in jar

Her name is Teresa

I want to pick her up but my mom says I shouldn't

Also my dad wants to kill poor Teresa :((

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AAAAA THANK YOU FOR 100 FOLLOWERS WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO FOR IT??

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Sup here's a realstic sketch of my sister that I'm really proud of

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I just checked my followers and i--

Why

Why are you guys here

I post really dumb shit

Is that why?

I mean thank you but--

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HOLD ON

I KNOW I DIED BUT MY PHONE BROKE AND NOW I HAVE A NEW ONE SO

THANKS

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I NEED TO CHARGE BUT THERE IS CAT ON LAP AND I CANT MOVE HELP

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I had a brain fart and took a bite of a chunk of clay then realized what the fuck I just did

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When you have a mini panic attack because instead of pressing the 'favorite' button on tik tok you press 'duet' and get reminded of the fact you look like a goblin

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Marching Band Quotes

“I’m short, not a munchkin.”

“Fucking cuddle me you bitch!”

“What if instead of playing I just screaming in monotone.”

“THEY HAVE MARCHING GLOCKENSPIELS!”

“EMILY STABBED ME IN THE BACK WITH HER FLUTE!”

*falls on the ground laughing*

“En garde, you ass.”

“Want to have intercourse on the field?”

“Not really.”

“Babe.”

“The big D at the end of touch me.”

“tOp oF thE shOw!”

“This is a weird question, but are you missing a pair of purple underwear because pair is laying on the ground in the closet.”

“It’s ya boy, Billy Shakes.”

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I love these

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kind of a rant

Yknow I kind of hate some stores

Reason being that they have all these products named after this one, but they don't have the actual product.

TWO EXAMPLES

Two years ago my sister really wanted a hatchimal, and so my momma and I were looking for one. All these stores had the mini hatchimals, hatchimal puzzles, hatchimal makeup. All kinds of Shit.

But not a single actual fucking hatchimal. It happened today, too! I was looking for LOL dolls because my momma and I were shopping for a little girl and we couldn't find a single. fucking. one. We found like LOL makeup kits and Shit but no actual fucking dolls. It posses me the fuck off like if ur gonna sell these why not sell the actual thing?? Please?? It makes our job easier

Anyway thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

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Stolen from facebook

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My new password

[teaboot]

Horror is just desaturated confusion

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Leave right now @teaboot

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This is precious

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KWIRHSKAOTHSJSI I HAVE THIS ON MY PHONE AND WHENEVER SOMEONE MENTIONS SNAPE THIS IS WHAT COMES TO MIND